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Re: Zoot's Bar#482466

By Nicola_Red - Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:23 pm

- Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:23 pm #482466

Woo hoo, thread bump! Can I get an old-fashioned please?

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Re: Zoot's Bar#482467

By Yudster - Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:25 pm

- Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:25 pm #482467

Moscow Mule. Large. Keep em coming.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Zoot's Bar#482468

By DevilsDuck - Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:27 pm

- Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:27 pm #482468

Yudster wrote:Moscow Mule. Large. Keep em coming.

But what do you want to drink

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Zoot's Bar#482472

By chrysostom - Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:44 pm

- Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:44 pm #482472

2 manhattans and a large empty glass please.

Re: Zoot's Bar#482474

By Tunster - Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:06 pm

- Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:06 pm #482474

One large pint of Strongbow please... and a packet of peanuts. (they must be roasted or you're dead

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Re: Zoot's Bar#482476

By a-moron - Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:16 pm

- Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:16 pm #482476

A large pint?

Surely a pint is a pint.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: Zoot's Bar#482480

By chrysostom - Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:24 pm

- Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:24 pm #482480

It's not a large pint, it's just not far away.

Re: Zoot's Bar#482499

By Tunster - Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:27 pm

- Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:27 pm #482499

theflyingbadger wrote:A large pint?

Surely a pint is a pint.

You know I'm special. So get on with it and use your noddle. 2 pints is a large pint. That's a good thing.

Re: Zoot's Bar#482500

By a-moron - Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:31 pm

- Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:31 pm #482500

Sorry Tunny, Zoot appears to be out of Strongbow.

Will poor you a large pint of lager instead.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: Zoot's Bar#482508

By MadTheEddos - Fri Oct 12, 2012 4:55 pm

- Fri Oct 12, 2012 4:55 pm #482508

A pitcher of Guinness please. And another after it. The weekend's started!!

Yudster wrote:That's beautiful. Just beautiful.

Re: Zoot's Bar#482510

By Yudster - Fri Oct 12, 2012 5:13 pm

- Fri Oct 12, 2012 5:13 pm #482510

More mules now please.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Zoot's Bar#482524

By MadTheEddos - Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:39 pm

- Fri Oct 12, 2012 10:39 pm #482524

Another pitcher of Guinness! And 5 shots of vodka too please.

Yudster wrote:That's beautiful. Just beautiful.

Re: Zoot's Bar#482525

By a-moron - Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:02 pm

- Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:02 pm #482525

*looks behind the bar*

Nope, no vodka. Think we could stretch out 5 peach schnapps if that interests you.
Or there is a shit load of Aftershock back here.

Any use?

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: Zoot's Bar#482529

By MadTheEddos - Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:36 am

- Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:36 am #482529

Aftershock FTW! 5 of the blue ones if you could do that. Would be appreciated!

Yudster wrote:That's beautiful. Just beautiful.

Re: Zoot's Bar#482562

By Yudster - Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:21 pm

- Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:21 pm #482562

theflyingbadger wrote:*looks behind the bar*
Nope, no vodka.

What the * has been going into my Moscow Mules then....?

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Zoot's Bar#482570

By Yudster - Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:07 pm

- Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:07 pm #482570

I have a Moscow Mule and it is definitely vodka - Stolichnaya to be exact. I am happy.

Pub conversation topic - how the hell are so many people falling off balconies in holiday resorts these days?

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Zoot's Bar#482573

By MadTheEddos - Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:09 pm

- Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:09 pm #482573

Time I got back on it. 2 pints of Guinness and a blue WKD please.

Yudster wrote:That's beautiful. Just beautiful.

Re: Zoot's Bar#482575

By MadTheEddos - Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:11 pm

- Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:11 pm #482575

Yudster wrote:Pub conversation topic - how the hell are so many people falling off balconies in holiday resorts these days?

I blame planking - those craaazy mofos.

Yudster wrote:That's beautiful. Just beautiful.

Re: Zoot's Bar#482583

By a-moron - Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:16 pm

- Sat Oct 13, 2012 9:16 pm #482583

Yuds, you must've taken some big ol' measures because all zoots bottles were dry.
Re: balcony fallings.
It may come as a surprise to some but I was something of a tearabout when I was younger. Twice I've clambered over a balcony in an alcohol induced state.
1st time - locked out my apartment in magalluf. Friends in room below were in so decided instead of camping down with them I'll just get a boost up and enter the apartment that way. Stupid but successful.
2nd time - locked in an apartment by a lady with whom I had I no intention of spending another second with. Cue ninja stylee clothing collection and then out onto her balcony. Guys in neighbouring apartment aided my escape. All of who were in hysterics as one of them had been captured earlier in the week by the same nutter. Again, stupid but successful.

Don't ever try that at home kids.

Right. Time for a pint I thinks.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: Zoot's Bar#485299

By MadTheEddos - Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:34 pm

- Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:34 pm #485299

Hellooooooooooooo! Anyone in?
I'm up for a mad weekend - starting here! 3 pints of Guinness and a couple of Jagerbombs please.

Yudster wrote:That's beautiful. Just beautiful.

Re: Zoot's Bar#485303

By DevilsDuck - Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:51 pm

- Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:51 pm #485303

You got any id mate?

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Zoot's Bar#485324

By a-moron - Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:58 pm

- Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:58 pm #485324

HEY!!!!!!!

Why's there a picture of my wife hung up behind the bar?

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: Zoot's Bar#485326

By DevilsDuck - Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:25 pm

- Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:25 pm #485326

You should talk to Mr. Zoot if you have any issues with the decor Sir... Now, do you have any id?

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Zoot's Bar#485329

By Yudster - Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:35 pm

- Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:35 pm #485329

Don't you know who that is? Its Scott McClure, star of such info-mercials as The Day Your Todger Gives Up, and The Art of Enhancement - Making The Best Of It.