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By Nicola_Red
#482466
Woo hoo, thread bump! Can I get an old-fashioned please?
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By Yudster
#482467
Moscow Mule. Large. Keep em coming.
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By DevilsDuck
#482468
Yudster wrote:Moscow Mule. Large. Keep em coming.


But what do you want to drink ;)
By Tunster
#482474
One large pint of Strongbow please... and a packet of peanuts. (they must be roasted or you're dead ;) )
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By a-moron
#482476
A large pint?

Surely a pint is a pint.
By Tunster
#482499
theflyingbadger wrote:A large pint?

Surely a pint is a pint.

You know I'm special. So get on with it and use your noddle. 2 pints is a large pint. That's a good thing. 8)
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By a-moron
#482500
Sorry Tunny, Zoot appears to be out of Strongbow.

Will poor you a large pint of lager instead.

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By MadTheEddos
#482508
A pitcher of Guinness please. And another after it. The weekend's started!!
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By Yudster
#482510
More mules now please.
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By MadTheEddos
#482524
Another pitcher of Guinness! And 5 shots of vodka too please.
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By a-moron
#482525
*looks behind the bar*

Nope, no vodka. Think we could stretch out 5 peach schnapps if that interests you.
Or there is a shit load of Aftershock back here.

Any use?
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By MadTheEddos
#482529
Aftershock FTW! 5 of the blue ones if you could do that. Would be appreciated!
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By Yudster
#482562
theflyingbadger wrote:*looks behind the bar*
Nope, no vodka.


What the * has been going into my Moscow Mules then....?
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By Yudster
#482570
I have a Moscow Mule and it is definitely vodka - Stolichnaya to be exact. I am happy.

Pub conversation topic - how the hell are so many people falling off balconies in holiday resorts these days?
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By MadTheEddos
#482573
Time I got back on it. 2 pints of Guinness and a blue WKD please.
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By MadTheEddos
#482575
Yudster wrote:Pub conversation topic - how the hell are so many people falling off balconies in holiday resorts these days?

I blame planking - those craaazy mofos.
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By a-moron
#482583
Yuds, you must've taken some big ol' measures because all zoots bottles were dry.
Re: balcony fallings.
It may come as a surprise to some but I was something of a tearabout when I was younger. Twice I've clambered over a balcony in an alcohol induced state.
1st time - locked out my apartment in magalluf. Friends in room below were in so decided instead of camping down with them I'll just get a boost up and enter the apartment that way. Stupid but successful.
2nd time - locked in an apartment by a lady with whom I had I no intention of spending another second with. Cue ninja stylee clothing collection and then out onto her balcony. Guys in neighbouring apartment aided my escape. All of who were in hysterics as one of them had been captured earlier in the week by the same nutter. Again, stupid but successful.

Don't ever try that at home kids.

Right. Time for a pint I thinks.
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By MadTheEddos
#485299
Hellooooooooooooo! Anyone in?
I'm up for a mad weekend - starting here! 3 pints of Guinness and a couple of Jagerbombs please.
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By DevilsDuck
#485303
You got any id mate?
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By a-moron
#485324
HEY!!!!!!!

Why's there a picture of my wife hung up behind the bar?
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By DevilsDuck
#485326
You should talk to Mr. Zoot if you have any issues with the decor Sir... Now, do you have any id?
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By Yudster
#485329
Don't you know who that is? Its Scott McClure, star of such info-mercials as The Day Your Todger Gives Up, and The Art of Enhancement - Making The Best Of It.
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By DevilsDuck
#485330
I have a job to do lady, he could be a flying badger and I would still I.D. him!
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