[Jill]

Ta, he just did it again about 10 mins ago

[CassieJackson]

The sense of humour bypass that is Alan Shearer.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2010/ma ... -interview

[DevilsDuck]

The sense of humour bypass that is Alan Shearer.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2010/ma ... -interview

[Jill]

So glad that it's the weekend! Chinese is on it's way!

[Munki Bhoy]

Should Fabio Capello take David Beckham? I would take him for his experience, I think he has something to offer. Certainly not in the starting 11 to begin with, but for experience, for someone who can go on and help England win a game, or save a game, I would take him.

You may not want to ask Alan Shearer if he should take Wayne Rooney given the news coming out of Italy tonight...

[Munki Bhoy]

Oh aye, P.S. Alan Shearer, you are a wanker.

[Yudster]

Should Fabio Capello take David Beckham? ..

Up until the point where he wrecked his achilles, I'd have said definitely. Now the decision has been taken out of Capello's hands.

[Johnny 1989]

The Bill Volume 4 (the final 13 episodes of 1988) turned up today, that means no crap TV for me tonight

[DevilsDuck]

The Bill Volume 4 (the final 13 episodes of 1988) turned up today, that means no crap TV for me tonight

A. Not watching it then?

B. Are you Matt Fincham?

[Johnny 1989]

The Bill Volume 4 (the final 13 episodes of 1988) turned up today, that means no crap TV for me tonight

A. Not watching it then?

B. Are you Matt Fincham?

The Bill in 1988 was great, you had Frank Burnside, Ted Roach, Tosh Lines, Miek Dashwood, Jim Carver, Bob Cryer, June Ackland, Viv Martella, Taffy Edwards, Reg Hollis, Tony Stamp, etc. and nope I'm not Matt Fincham, I don't like The Bill much these days, but back then it was excellent, brings back memories of me as a kid watching the Bill

[Yudster]

Tosh Lines had a drink problem, Frank Burnside had a behaviour problem, Ted Roach was a wanker, Jim Carver got demoted from CID back to uniform and June Acklund couldn't cope with the fact that she wasn't young and pretty, even though she kind of thought she ought to be. That's all I remember.

[Nicola_Red]

I remember those halcyon days of The Bill too isn't the actor who played Tosh Lines dead now? Actually I had a terrible crush on one of the younger policemen in it when I was about 14, but I can't for the life of me remember the character name.

[SAV1OUR]

Making me smile is that #ThingsThatMakeMeSmile is a UK trending topic on Twitter.

#ThingsThatMakeMeSmile

#PerfectDark

#medievalradio

iPads

Ashok Kumar

Crufts

Sport Relief

Coach Trip

Phil Brown

Paddys


My favourite:

B1gfoot: #ThingsThatMakeMeSmile getting out a silent fart then giving the person next to me a disgusted look as the smelll hits his/her receptors

[foot-loose]

My favourite:

B1gfoot: #ThingsThatMakeMeSmile getting out a silent fart then giving the person next to me a disgusted look as the smelll hits his/her receptors

Not meaning to be picky, but surely if that was making them smile then they would know whither or not it was a him or a her? To be honest, that sounds like someone just making something up to me. I don't think it was making them smile at all!

See - that's why I deal with fraudsters.

[Johnny 1989]

Tosh Lines had a drink problem, Frank Burnside had a behaviour problem, Ted Roach was a wanker, Jim Carver got demoted from CID back to uniform and June Acklund couldn't cope with the fact that she wasn't young and pretty, even though she kind of thought she ought to be. That's all I remember.

Slightly wrong, Frank Burnside was a wanker, Ted Roach was just misunderstood Actually I give Ted Roach a lot of respect, as he punched the then smug Monroe in the gob before sodding off

I remember those halcyon days of The Bill too isn't the actor who played Tosh Lines dead now? Actually I had a terrible crush on one of the younger policemen in it when I was about 14, but I can't for the life of me remember the character name.

I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark with this (not really knowing individual womens tastes), was it PC Melvin:



EDIT: Forgot to add, sadly Kevin Lloyd who played Tosh died in 1998, he died a week after he was sacked from the show due to his chronic alcholism. As far as I know all the other actors are still alive.

[Jill]

Is it just me but that photo looks like a young Callum Stone?

I love the Bill, then and now. I used to have a crush on PC Nick Klein (Rene Zagger) many years ago. The old ones tend to be on Alibi now I think.

[MK Chris]

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis

How the hell would he have done that unless she was on her knees?

* dirty scots.

[DevilsDuck]

I thought he was gay and called Alan! Learn something new about sir foots every day.

[foot-loose]

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis

How the hell would he have done that unless she was on her knees?

* dirty scots.

We have bigger knobs than you. You are bigger knobs than us.

It's pretty simple really.

I thought he was gay and called Alan! Learn something new about sir foots every day.

Allan.

If yer gonna be abusive, at least get ma name right ya donkeyraper.

[DevilsDuck]

sorry Alllan......but the donkey consented!

[Munki Bhoy]

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis

How the hell would he have done that unless she was on her knees?

* dirty scots.

We have bigger knobs than you. You are bigger knobs than us.

It's pretty simple really.

While acknowledging the trueness of that last statement... this guy was Lithuanian.

[Nicola_Red]

I cannot for the life of me remember who it was I liked from The Bill. I tried looking at the cast on imdb, but they're not in any order and there are sooo many of them. I need to watch some old episodes obviously.

[foot-loose]

How the hell would he have done that unless she was on her knees?

* dirty scots.

We have bigger knobs than you. You are bigger knobs than us.

It's pretty simple really.

While acknowledging the trueness of that last statement... this guy was Lithuanian.

Shush you.

[Johnny 1989]

I cannot for the life of me remember who it was I liked from The Bill. I tried looking at the cast on imdb, but they're not in any order and there are sooo many of them. I need to watch some old episodes obviously.

This may help you: http://www.thebillbios.co.uk/ (go to old bill)

[Nicola_Red]

Thanks Johnny - found him! PC Pete Ramsey. Only in it for a year - 1988-89, so I was 14. Died a hero's death, shot whilst protecting 'Tosh' Lines during a bank robbery *sniff*