[Munki Bhoy]

It does depend on what the doctor's line says. I heard of someone that got the sack for taking time off and then bringing in a doctor's line that had some long winded latin phrase that basically translated into period pains. The employer pointed out this would entitle them to one week off in four, which they couldn't grant (and if they did it would be sexual discrimination).

I think there was a bit more to it which saw them get the sack, but that was gist of how the disciplinary hearing started.

[Jacqueline]

achey due to the stupid collecting of trolleys I had to do in my supermarket car park today...grr if I'd known I'd have worn better shoes...

[MK Chris]

Round here those jobs tend to be reserved for care in the community types.... unless you are a care in the community type.

[Bonanzoid]

I'm nearly skint.

Being abroad and that little island being hoorin' expensive means I am now nearly skint. Back to work before I head off again I think. Hot damn.

[dimtimjim]

And your in the future.....? 11:18am? its only half ten????

Whats saturday nights numbers, please?!

[Bonanzoid]

Sort your forum time settings then.

[Yudster]

Have you not got exams at the moment then?

[TIAL]

Annoying me - recording the breakfast show this morning only to find Chris is off for another week. Fail.

[MK Chris]

Snow. Why couldn't it have snowed when I was on my holidays so I could actually enjoy it and not shit myself about falling off the A21 on the way to college.

Snow is not the problem, people who can't drive in the snow are the problem.

[Munki Bhoy]

Snow. Why couldn't it have snowed when I was on my holidays so I could actually enjoy it and not shit myself about falling off the A21 on the way to college.

Snow is not the problem, people who can't drive in the snow are the problem.

There's something quite amusing about seeing a taxi driver who has managed to wedge his car over a crash barrier (front wheels one side, back wheels the other) while you drive along the M8 heading for Edinburgh. Especially when you're only out to go to a football match. Only make important journeys... nah, I can actually drive.

[Bonanzoid]

OK, now annoying me is that new Franz Ferdinand song. It's * terrible. They're * terrible. Why do people still buy their records?! It's impossible to like them! And I met the singer and he was a dick.

I. Hate. Franz. Ferdinand.

[catherine]

Stupid family arguments about the funeral. I hate having a big family sometimes.

[Yudster]

Good luck for later in the week then - and with all the other stuff you were worried about.

[Johnny 1989]

Double glazing in my bedroom, the handle decided to break, just 4 months outside the 10 year warranty

I can get the part (it's not that dear) but I hope it's not too difficult to replace.

[chrysostom]

I have nothing to do.

The life of a graduand is tough.

[tina11]

Make yourself useful. You could visit all the sick members on here, mop their brows and peel grapes for them. Only provided you are qualified for this, mind you. I'm ill and in Leeds. The soggy tissues could do with clearing up and I think my bed pan might need emptying soon too.

[Jacqueline]

I'm wearing three * jumpers and am still not warm

I am scared to go out of my bedroom because of the grand scale arguments that keep occurring between my brother and my mum's bloke- and I don't want to be caught in the crossfire

[chrysostom]

Make yourself useful. You could visit all the sick members on here, mop their brows and peel grapes for them. Only provided you are qualified for this, mind you. I'm ill and in Leeds. The soggy tissues could do with clearing up and I think my bed pan might need emptying soon too.

I hae just got a new sat nav...but i've never traveled further than 20 miles for soggy tissue. Sponge bath would be the deal breaker.

[Bonanzoid]

I've paperwork to do to finalise my placement from last year, then a 2nd bout of paperwork to do for my next placement. Gah! Bureaucracy and I don't get on!

[rustybike]

Sisters are no go areas. Including mine, before either of you start.

Is she hot?

I can confirm foot-loose's sister is hot.

Really? Piccy please!

[Zoot]

She has the face like the back of a bus.
I love that joke...

[thenamesarnold]

The fact that it has once again began raining in Cornwall, damn the mild weather.

[MK Chris]

I'd much rather it be mild and rain than have snow that doesn't settle and gets compacted and is difficult to walk on but just looks shit.

Anyway, Cornwall is a really nice place, stop moaning.

[Munki Bhoy]

She has the face like the back of a bus.
I love that joke...

I'm guessing she's on an advert then?

[MK Chris]

Yep... you might have seen her.