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By MK Chris
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Sunny So Cal wrote:
Topher wrote:I don't own a white pointy hat.

Fishing for Christmas pressies for next year, are you?

Yes. I've always wanted a white pointy hat, I must put that on my list for next year.

S4B wrote:Topher is a very intelligent person (frightens me how intelligent sometimes).

Firstly, thanks, I guess... secondly, I don't * think so!

foot-loose wrote:
Topher wrote:In my Frankie Boyle DVD, he asks if any Scottish people are in the audience, then asks where they're from - quite a few say Edinburgh or Glasgow, then some fella says 'Paisley' and Boyle says 'oh, he's just topped you in shit town top trumps there!' Made me laugh anyway.

Frankie Boyle is well known for the number of times he slags the crap out of Scotchland. It's one of these things that the English lack - the ability to laugh at ones self.

*pokes*

I can laugh at myself:
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See?

foot-loose wrote:Probably two, if you play your cards right.

Shut. The *. Up.
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By Sunny So Cal
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charlalottie wrote:S4, I'm sure you could use the ping pong balls without a paddle.


Aaacckkk, let's not go there either.

Topher wrote:I can laugh at myself


And now we all can, too.

Topher wrote:
Sunny So Cal wrote:
Topher wrote:I don't own a white pointy hat.

Fishing for Christmas pressies for next year, are you?

Yes. I've always wanted a white pointy hat, I must put that on my list for next year.


Alright. I'll send you one and a can of blue paint. Maybe we can get Foots round to paint you?
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By foot-loose
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Zoots always been the one that's been handy with the blue paint.

That said, I could never pass up the chance of painting Topher. I'd need to get into every nook and cranny.
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By Sunny So Cal
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Wait, was the one of Foots in the loo covered in elephant spunk from this year? I pick that one. Topher's is a close second.
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By MK Chris
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foot-loose wrote:
Topher wrote:I can laugh at myself:

Is that the photo I wasn't allowed to post?

No, I think that's a different one.

I think that may have been this one:
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Sunny So Cal wrote:I'll send you one and a can of blue paint. Maybe we can get Foots round to paint you?

Actually when my mate went to Glastonbury last year they decided to dress up and did exactly that... except he didn't get much attention because he did his mate up as Papa Smurf.
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By Andy B
#370013
Firstly it's Disco Stu not Dave.

Secondly Topher are you my dad in disguise?
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By MK Chris
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I may have kissed my friend's sister last night.

Oops.
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By Bonanzoid
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Topher wrote:I may have kissed my friend's sister last night.

Oops.


Good luck explaining that one! My best mate has a very hot sister, but still that's out of bounds!
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By Munki Bhoy
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I tried it on with a mate's sister once. After I got his approval mind you. She wasn't interested though. I did end up with her mate though.

I do wonder if I live in a soap opera mind you.
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By Sunny So Cal
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Topher wrote:I may have kissed my friend's sister last night.


You may have? Have you no recollection of this? Who? I await details. Ha!
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By MK Chris
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S4B wrote:I wouldn't worry everyone kisses everyone at New Year.

Yeah, on the cheek. I got loads of kisses on the cheek and loads of handshakes last night, but she was the only one who stuck her tongue down my throat (or vice versa.... I don't really remember).

She's now friend requested me on Facebook.

Bonanzoid wrote:
Topher wrote:I may have kissed my friend's sister last night.

Oops.


Good luck explaining that one! My best mate has a very hot sister, but still that's out of bounds!

I have known this bloke (actually, I've known his sister and his mum) since I was five. I don't see any of them that often any more, but at one point him, myself and this other bloke were best friends.

foot-loose wrote:Sisters are no go areas. Including mine, before either of you start.

Bonanzoid wrote:Is she hot?

I can confirm foot-loose's sister is hot.

Sunny So Cal wrote:
Topher wrote:I may have kissed my friend's sister last night.


You may have? Have you no recollection of this? Who? I await details. Ha!

I do have recollection... vaguely.
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By Yudster
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I don't understand how they can instigate any disciplinary or procedural action against you when you have written confirmation from your doctor that you are unwell. I am pretty sure in fact that they can't - or shouldn't, at any rate. Hope you get it all unravelled Char.
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