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- Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:49 pm
#212446
as you can see the tactics are spot on. lets break it down.
i have started with Moyles in goal. ok hes not a messageboard member but he has a beard so therefore he is in the team. as you can see during the matches he has the option of leaving the pitch to go to mcdonalds for a quick snack. as a hit radio 1 dj he is good at communication and this is a great quality that is needed for goalkeepers (except Carrol)
then we got the back four. i have been very bold and broken from convention here. i have opted for FOUR quarterbacks. this may seem odd to those not "in the know" but i assure you this tactic is used by people such as mouriniho and others. dickie is on the left side doing some defensive work whilst sidla and lucie have formed a formidable partnership in central quarterback places.
if the attackers (possibly ronaldinho) try to do skills and shoot the ball in our goal, sidla can easily confuse him by supporting 7 teams at once. then lucie can get the attacker (possibly crouch) with caps locks. mafro is right-back quarter, but he just runs around and then goes off to recieve medical attention for his hair. to be fair he does play with a dissadvantage (scottish).
moving on to the midfield. as you can see gaspode is operating in a very difficult role as umpire and defensive midfielder. hats off to him for that.
then there is MC in the attacking role. MC impressed in pre season whilst playing for boca juniors in japan in the nasdaq open so i signed him for 452 yen. a great transfer i think you will agree. zidane is on the left but can confuse opponents (possibly silvestre) by going to the right side of the pitch at any moment. he has been training hard for our season and dont let his bald patch fool you.
i am operating on the right of the pitch next to chadwick to make me look even more attractive. then up front its topher who can score goals goals goals and even more goals with his feet and occasionaly his belly.
POSSIBLE SET PLAYS
what we can do is if me and gaspode run with the ball at the SAME TIME then the defender will become confused and fall over with double vision then we will pass to mc who will give it to topher who will pretend to pass to chadwick but then realise hes too ugly for the ball then put the ball in the net. BAM!! 1 nil keane wont know whats going on, then he will chase the referee 80 yards before realising there isnt one. sucker
as you can see the tactics are spot on. lets break it down.
i have started with Moyles in goal. ok hes not a messageboard member but he has a beard so therefore he is in the team. as you can see during the matches he has the option of leaving the pitch to go to mcdonalds for a quick snack. as a hit radio 1 dj he is good at communication and this is a great quality that is needed for goalkeepers (except Carrol)
then we got the back four. i have been very bold and broken from convention here. i have opted for FOUR quarterbacks. this may seem odd to those not "in the know" but i assure you this tactic is used by people such as mouriniho and others. dickie is on the left side doing some defensive work whilst sidla and lucie have formed a formidable partnership in central quarterback places.
if the attackers (possibly ronaldinho) try to do skills and shoot the ball in our goal, sidla can easily confuse him by supporting 7 teams at once. then lucie can get the attacker (possibly crouch) with caps locks. mafro is right-back quarter, but he just runs around and then goes off to recieve medical attention for his hair. to be fair he does play with a dissadvantage (scottish).
moving on to the midfield. as you can see gaspode is operating in a very difficult role as umpire and defensive midfielder. hats off to him for that.
then there is MC in the attacking role. MC impressed in pre season whilst playing for boca juniors in japan in the nasdaq open so i signed him for 452 yen. a great transfer i think you will agree. zidane is on the left but can confuse opponents (possibly silvestre) by going to the right side of the pitch at any moment. he has been training hard for our season and dont let his bald patch fool you.
i am operating on the right of the pitch next to chadwick to make me look even more attractive. then up front its topher who can score goals goals goals and even more goals with his feet and occasionaly his belly.
POSSIBLE SET PLAYS
what we can do is if me and gaspode run with the ball at the SAME TIME then the defender will become confused and fall over with double vision then we will pass to mc who will give it to topher who will pretend to pass to chadwick but then realise hes too ugly for the ball then put the ball in the net. BAM!! 1 nil keane wont know whats going on, then he will chase the referee 80 yards before realising there isnt one. sucker
