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By Quincy
#212446
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as you can see the tactics are spot on. lets break it down.

i have started with Moyles in goal. ok hes not a messageboard member but he has a beard so therefore he is in the team. as you can see during the matches he has the option of leaving the pitch to go to mcdonalds for a quick snack. as a hit radio 1 dj he is good at communication and this is a great quality that is needed for goalkeepers (except Carrol)

then we got the back four. i have been very bold and broken from convention here. i have opted for FOUR quarterbacks. this may seem odd to those not "in the know" but i assure you this tactic is used by people such as mouriniho and others. dickie is on the left side doing some defensive work whilst sidla and lucie have formed a formidable partnership in central quarterback places.

if the attackers (possibly ronaldinho) try to do skills and shoot the ball in our goal, sidla can easily confuse him by supporting 7 teams at once. then lucie can get the attacker (possibly crouch) with caps locks. mafro is right-back quarter, but he just runs around and then goes off to recieve medical attention for his hair. to be fair he does play with a dissadvantage (scottish).

moving on to the midfield. as you can see gaspode is operating in a very difficult role as umpire and defensive midfielder. hats off to him for that.

then there is MC in the attacking role. MC impressed in pre season whilst playing for boca juniors in japan in the nasdaq open so i signed him for 452 yen. a great transfer i think you will agree. zidane is on the left but can confuse opponents (possibly silvestre) by going to the right side of the pitch at any moment. he has been training hard for our season and dont let his bald patch fool you.

i am operating on the right of the pitch next to chadwick to make me look even more attractive. then up front its topher who can score goals goals goals and even more goals with his feet and occasionaly his belly.

POSSIBLE SET PLAYS
what we can do is if me and gaspode run with the ball at the SAME TIME then the defender will become confused and fall over with double vision then we will pass to mc who will give it to topher who will pretend to pass to chadwick but then realise hes too ugly for the ball then put the ball in the net. BAM!! 1 nil keane wont know whats going on, then he will chase the referee 80 yards before realising there isnt one. sucker
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By Quincy
#212456
sidla if youre not happy with your role as centre back quarter then i can drop you to the reserves and put barthezz in your place. at least he is willing to play in any position and we can kiss his shiny head when we achieve glory.
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By Sidders
#212460
Who appointed you anyway?
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By Quincy
#212463
the chairman
By MC
#212469
Stop your bickering Sidders, do as the gaffer says.

We could stick you in goal alongside Moyles if you want, thus ensuring no one will ever score against us.

(very funny quincy btw).
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By Quincy
#212472
MC has been promoted to captain for his silky skills. do as the captain says Sidla.

also we need some substitutes and some cheerleaders. it could be YOU!
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By Lucie
#212476
I WANT TO BE A STRIKER TOO


:D
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By MK Chris
#212478
I'm liking my position as goal hanger... How did you know?
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By Quincy
#212479
ive had scouts watching you for weeks.








i have now given them their Topher watching badges
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By MK Chris
#212482
We are a rare breed to find. Those who manage it normally wish they hadn't at some point.
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By Quincy
#212486
SUBSTITUTES BENCH
on the subs bench we have the following players ready to leap into action as soon as Sidla steps out of line which is inevitable. he will be transfered to spurs or millwall if he keeps being naughty.

Subs:
    Adam - the Le Saux type character of the team.
    Downcount - a bit like robbie savage. has been warned several times by the FA for trying to kill players whilst on the pitch.
    Betti - nice boobs, she can easily distract opponents like jenas with her jubblies.
    Console - can help make a programme using visual basic to basically help us visualise the defeat we are going to inflict on our opponents.
    Fish heads - can lift morale in the dressing room by talking about neighbours.


THE KIT

here is our fantastic new strip for the season

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By iSeb
#212487
Oh oh oh.. can I be a substitute.

In my first (and last) sunday league match, I scored the winning goal via a back footed kick...

Such a bluddy fluke, was meant to be a pass!
Last edited by iSeb on Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#212491
i model my physique on Jan Molby. I cant believe you missed out on the hilariousness of putting MC in goal.

in other kind of related news I think I walked past comedy dave at the footy today.
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By Quincy
#212492
i did consider the mark crossley factor but decided against it as his hands sipmly arent big enough against the power of Henry
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By Quincy
#212495
you can be the tea lady
By Tom Holt
#212500
Lovin the strip Quincy - what about the away kit?
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By Quincy
#212502
its in the pipeline. luckily our first games are against teams who dont play in blue. odd that.
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By Quincy
#212503
new away kit has been unveiled and moddeled by our star centre back mr sidla:

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BEAUTIFUL
By Jono
#212504
Is Adam playing for the other team I guess

(Sorry had to be done I guess)
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#212505
Quincy really needs to get a life for 2006. to be fair i dont blame you for not going to Blackburn though.
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By Quincy
#212507
its to far to watch us get cained 3 nil i reckon.

Jono you are a rival to the moyles team with all your Mills antics. who do you think you are? arsene wenger?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#212508
I will be blocking out the nike logo on my kit as I am sponsored by Hollands Pies in an exclusive deal.

maybe not 3-0 eh?

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