Lyrics Update#241042 By Chris - Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:44 am - Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:44 am #241042 Thanks to Matthew Turner who submitted the lyrics to the recent parody 'He Dont' Use Shampoo'. You can find the lyrics here, and the parody here. The lyrics for Aleds Amarillo masterpiece (Show me the way to Aberystwyth) can be found here.