When Celebs Get Fat

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By kendra k
-  Tue Jul 08, 2003 9:09 pm #86953
sand doesn't dissolve in water or other liquids like sugar...

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
-  Tue Jul 08, 2003 11:44 pm #87002
i wonder if they can make donuts specific to your penis size. could play bedroom hoopla.
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By kendra k
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 12:33 am #87007
i don't like to mix food and fun... gross.

By Uglybob
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:25 pm #87077
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:i wonder if they can make donuts specific to your penis size. could play bedroom hoopla.
it would depend if you had an erection or not though. if it was soft it would just fall off.
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By kendra k
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:29 pm #87079
you could try to gouge it into a doughnut hole.
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By MK Chris
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:37 pm #87080
Uglybob wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:i wonder if they can make donuts specific to your penis size. could play bedroom hoopla.
it would depend if you had an erection or not though. if it was soft it would just fall off.
that would be no probelm for me at the moment. I wish they would make an opposite to viagra.
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By kendra k
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:46 pm #87082
oh my god! topher! i think this crosses the line of too much information.

and now you made the other boys jealous.
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By MK Chris
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:51 pm #87084
Sorry, maybe shouldn't have put that.
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By kendra k
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:52 pm #87085
it's okay really. i got a good chuckle.

By Uglybob
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:00 pm #87087
no im proud that mine isnt hard.
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By kendra k
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:03 pm #87090
is it ever hard?
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By MK Chris
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:11 pm #87096
It's embarassing on the bus (ok I'll stop now.)

By Nablo.
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:16 pm #87100
Is that what getting your own place does to you then?

By Uglybob
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:21 pm #87102
kendra k wrote:is it ever hard?
rarely
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By kendra k
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:23 pm #87103
poor bob too.
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By MK Chris
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:14 pm #87110
Nablo. wrote:Is that what getting your own place does to you then?
Don't have to be so quiet in bed anyway...
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By Morals
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:20 pm #87112
You mean you can wank in peace?
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By MK Chris
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:21 pm #87113
That'd be it. WIP.

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:30 pm #87135
why would you want to be hard all the time? thats just unneccesary an uncomfortable. i for one like to sleep on my front an i'd burn my arse on the light....
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By kendra k
-  Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:35 pm #87137
you can't lay on those things? thank god i don't have such emberassing things.
oh loz, i'm on the rag.

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
-  Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:08 am #87144
someone could make a fortune making mattresses with penis holes in them. wet dreams forever.
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By MK Chris
-  Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:10 am #87145
Gap in the market, I think you should try.
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By kendra k
-  Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:13 am #87147
there's the hole in gaspode's pie.
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By MK Chris
-  Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:50 am #87150
By the way, that pie is manky and there's no mash with it. Get it right Gaspode.

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
-  Fri Jul 11, 2003 12:05 am #87306
you dont have mash with it you big southern ponce. gravy is acceptable, mushy peas maybe, tomato sauce (heinz) certainly.
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