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By MadTheEddos
#485331
I got a student card. And I know you're only IDing me cos of my youthful looks... Right!
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By MadTheEddos
#485334
Good good.

I know nothing about how that picture got there by the way.
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By a-moron
#485342
Yudster wrote:Don't you know who that is? Its Scott McClure, star of such info-mercials as The Day Your Todger Gives Up, and The Art of Enhancement - Making The Best Of It.


Haha,
Absolutely love that.

And yes Duck, I have id.
My teeth.
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By MadTheEddos
#485426
Could I get a really strong coffee please? Last night ended up being a good one!
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By DevilsDuck
#485436
Misfit wrote::wink: Can I have a white wine and lemonade please?

I.D.?

MadTheEddos wrote:Could I get a really strong coffee please? Last night ended up being a good one!


I.D.?

just doing my job!
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By Yudster
#485458
Ahem. I do hope this establishment serves its drinks in polycarbonate glasses in the evenings.

I'll have a cheeky gin and tonic for a change barkeep.
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By DevilsDuck
#485464
Yudster wrote:Ahem. I do hope this establishment serves its drinks in polycarbonate glasses in the evenings.

I'll have a cheeky gin and tonic for a change barkeep.

I.D...

Zoot does stipulate a minimum and maximum age here

P.s I have had a lot to drink if this helps my defence in the morning
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By MadTheEddos
#485505
ID'd for a coffee. It wasn't even an Irish one!

*Gives up*

Duck, you must be the most diligent member of staff ever!
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By Zoot
#485545
I only employ the best in this establishment.
Oh, and Devilsduck. I felt sorry for him.
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By DevilsDuck
#485548
Do you have any id?

We do not tolerate over-aged meanness to ducks around here!
By Misfit
#485581
I have my uni id? does that work? (my ex lost my passport the cow)
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By Zoot
#505769
I believe this calls for a brand new re-opening...
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By SAV1OUR
#505771
At last! Spitting feathers here...
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By DevilsDuck
#505775
Zoot wrote:I believe this calls for a brand new re-opening...


Oooooh, new bar steward!
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By Yudster
#505795
A pint of creme de menthe please.
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By MadTheEddos
#505823
A Guinness with a depth charge, please.
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By MadTheEddos
#505824
Actually, * asking for Guinness. I've done that everytime I've been here. You got vodka in now? I'll have a double.
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By Boboff
#505876
Red Wine, Shiraz, if you have it, not Italian, Warm it to blood temp, large glass, check for lip stick..........No not on your * on the glass!

Cheeky begger.

"Hi Guys"
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By MadTheEddos
#508171
Hi Popoff. Would you like a drinkypoos? I'm totally buying and that.

I'll have a pitcher of Tennent's.

I'm not drunked or anything.
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