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By a-moron
#470692
Are you getting suitably pissed this evening so as which you suffer through your 18th birthday, thusly setting yourself up for the majority of days to now follow?
By HA94
#470699
theflyingbadger wrote:Are you getting suitably pissed this evening so as which you suffer through your 18th birthday, thusly setting yourself up for the majority of days to now follow?


No, but I will be getting pissed tomorrow evening, however.
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By Nicola_Red
#470763
Got some Hotel Chocolat chocolates in the post from an admirer today. It was lovely. Very flattered :)
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By Bonanzoid
#470779
charlalottie wrote:I need some of your admirers. I'm fed up of having to buy tesco value chocolate out of my own change.


Do people in trees with binoculars count as admirers? If not, I'll get my ladder and be off.
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By Nicola_Red
#470806
charlalottie wrote:I need some of your admirers. I'm fed up of having to buy tesco value chocolate out of my own change.


Send out photos of your boobs. That's my only advice, sadly.
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By Nicola_Red
#471016
One of my colleagues has gotten sunburned over the weekend and his head just looks like a big round red ball today :) I shouldn't laugh, but it's his own fault!
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By DevilsDuck
#471024
Deadly wrote:And that's the first time someone hasn't outright rejected me in ages! You qualify for a Happy Meal.


Watch out for the special sauce lottie!
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By Latina
#471028
I'm off with some friends from work to see Chariots of Fire at the cinema tonight. I understand it's been re-released for the Olympics etc, but the showings here have been especially popular because that beach is our beach - the West Sands, St Andrews. :D

And I'm ashamed to say I've never seen the film before now.
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By dimtimjim
#471031
Nicola_Red wrote:Send out photos of your boobs. That's my only advice, sadly.


She's right. Always works for me.... :?
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By Nicola_Red
#471099
Being called a "horrible bitch" over in S&V Requests for pointing out that Chris has quit breakfast rather than died has given me a good old chuckle this morning. Quite satisfying to ban that one.
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By Yudster
#471113
You horrible bitch.
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By Bruvva
#471115
dimtimjim wrote:
Nicola_Red wrote:Send out photos of your boobs. That's my only advice, sadly.


She's right. Always works for me.... :?


Whenever I get mine out, people usually run for the hills.
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By Bruvva
#471118
Nicola_Red wrote:Well, not everyone can look as good as me ;)



You got photographic evidence to back that up?
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By Nicola_Red
#471119
Of course I do. How do you think I got the chocolates in the first place? ;)
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By Bruvva
#471120
You, madam, are no better than you should be.
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