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Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458646

By bmstinton93 - Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:23 pm

- Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:23 pm #458646

DevilsDuck wrote:I don't believe you ben

Haha thanks...

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458648

By dimtimjim - Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:23 pm

- Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:23 pm #458648

Well, Nic wasn't playing ball ( :wink:

), and as Badge pointed out, it'll be nowt but mild relief for his socks/right arm.

Good man, well in.

Katie.....

Price?

Winslet?

Middleton?

(no, I don't seriously expect you to divulge full name)

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458649

By DevilsDuck - Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:24 pm

- Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:24 pm #458649

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458650

By bmstinton93 - Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:24 pm

- Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:24 pm #458650

The latter. Just so I can get to her sister...

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458651

By dimtimjim - Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:24 pm

- Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:24 pm #458651

bmstinton93 wrote:
DevilsDuck wrote:I don't believe you ben

Haha thanks...

now thats just rude Ducky.

ben, did Katie come with a puncture repair kit......?

Last edited by dimtimjim on Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458652

By bmstinton93 - Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:25 pm

- Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:25 pm #458652

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458654

By dimtimjim - Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:27 pm

- Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:27 pm #458654

Remember, jus' like a carpet.....

Lay her right first time (might be too late on this one) and you can walk all over her for years.

Hmmmmok?

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458655

By bmstinton93 - Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:28 pm

- Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:28 pm #458655

dimtimjim wrote:Lay her right first time (might be too late on this one)

Yep. Too late. Sorry...

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458656

By dimtimjim - Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:29 pm

- Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:29 pm #458656

Still sound advice tho, pass it on to the grandkids.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458657

By bmstinton93 - Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:30 pm

- Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:30 pm #458657

I'll make sure I do...

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458664

By foot-loose - Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:10 pm

- Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:10 pm #458664

Mind and get her to double bag it Ben - you dinna want her gettin you preggers.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458681

By Yudster - Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:44 am

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:44 am #458681

Her name is Moby.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458684

By a-moron - Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:36 am

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:36 am #458684

She was a show whale.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458690

By DevilsDuck - Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:49 am

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:49 am #458690

she had algae in her blow hole and barnacles down to here

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458693

By MK Chris - Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:27 am

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:27 am #458693

She would breach and do the tail-slap.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458695

By chrysostom - Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:54 am

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:54 am #458695

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-17011462

long distance? she's on the other side of the country to you ben!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458696

By DevilsDuck - Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:03 pm

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:03 pm #458696

While she tried yo be a starfish, Zoot tended the bar

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458698

By dimtimjim - Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:07 pm

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:07 pm #458698

I just handed my notice in (see Annoyed thread)

making me smile.... I mentioned in other post in my work I have a fairly good USP..... the first question HR dept here asked me was:

'would I consider going on Garden leave for a month to allow them time to find me another position in a different team?'.

We'll see....

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458699

By bmstinton93 - Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:29 pm

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:29 pm #458699

Oh the banter...!

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458707

By Nicola_Red - Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:51 pm

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:51 pm #458707

chrysostom wrote:long distance? she's on the other side of the country to you ben!

That doesn't always stop people!

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

Missed any of Dave's Tedious Links? Catch up with my Tedious Links 2010-12 page here

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458715

By Boboff - Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:23 pm

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:23 pm #458715

Were you the Nicola with red hair and a Vegan on Come Dine with me the other night?

If so, nice wrack....

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458719

By dimtimjim - Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:33 pm

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:33 pm #458719

wrack 1
n.
1. Destruction or ruin.
2. A remnant or vestige of something destroyed.

wrack 2
n.
1.
a. Wreckage, especially of a ship cast ashore.
b. Chiefly British Violent destruction of a building or vehicle.
2.
a. Dried seaweed.
b. Marine vegetation, especially kelp.

Which of these did you mean...?

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458720

By Nicola_Red - Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:45 pm

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:45 pm #458720

No. I've never seen Come Dine With Me, let alone been on it. I do have a nice rack, though (not a wrack).

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

Missed any of Dave's Tedious Links? Catch up with my Tedious Links 2010-12 page here

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458729

By Boboff - Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:37 pm

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:37 pm #458729

* pedants.......

Re: What's making you smile/laugh today?#458736

By Bas - Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:40 pm

- Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:40 pm #458736

Nicola_Red wrote:No. I've never seen Come Dine With Me, let alone been on it. I do have a nice rack, though (not a wrack).

This post is pointless with pictorial evidence.

Oh come on, you know someone was going to be crass enough to ask. It may have well have been me,

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