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By Nicola_Red
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chrysostom wrote:Good lord I miss lost.


Oh God, me too. I think sometimes about how exciting those moments were first time round...finding the hatch, Locke refusing to enter the numbers, Jack, Kate and Sawyer being taken by the Others...good times.
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By Yudster
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Its really cold this morning and I got to my office at 8:10 and there on my desk waiting for me was a lovely hot cup of tea. And its Friday. And I don't have anything happening at the weekend that's making me go "oh no, don't really wanna do that...". So all in all, lots of things are making me smile. I thank you.
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By chrysostom
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I had a big grin on my face when I saw frost on the top of the cars - today will be a quiet day, and tomorrow I'm seeing 'A round heeled woman' and going to Coq D'Argent after 13 days of stringent dieting. This will be the 5th day I haven't had a drink (probably my longest teetotal streak in 5 years!) I'm very happy.
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By Yudster
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I also enjoyed another glorious sunrise this morning. In fact sunrise has been lovely every day this week. It always makes me smile, however tired and grumpy and irritable I am in the morning.
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By Nicola_Red
#456155
I have also been cheered by the cold this morning, its lovely. I think maybe the weather has granted my wishes and gone into a cold snap just in time for my birthday.
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By dimtimjim
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I, like Yuds, have also been loving the sunrise this week. Although, still through the office window at this stage, can't wait till its happening during my drive in, my favourite time of year... Love it.
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By chrysostom
#456185
the latest spam bot's subtle product placement.

cathy wrote:He dr dre beats won't find anything to lead him to you.Mike kept up a string of complaints on the way to building four.The floor had a dark carpet with a pattern in it."I was keeping tabs on Jessica, not carefully — like I said, only you could find trouble in Port Angeles — and at first I didn't notice when you took off on your own.
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By Nicola_Red
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Oh! I got some lovely birthday presents including an unexpected Amazon gift voucher which I've just been spending now. As well as texts, tweets, facebook posts and cards. So I was very happy.
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By dimtimjim
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outa my office window reet now is the most beautiful sunset... Looks heavenly.
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By dimtimjim
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Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship & the sky presenter said " she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court"

I just happened to glance at the missus and now it's all kicked off !
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By Bonanzoid
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dimtimjim wrote:Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship & the sky presenter said " she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court"

I just happened to glance at the missus and now it's all kicked off !


Did you nick that from truelad?
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By Yudster
#456711
Unless he took his missus to the office he nicked it from someone.
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By dimtimjim
#456715
Bonanzoid wrote:Did you nick that from truelad?


As I have no idea who or what that is, I shall have to say 'no'.
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By dimtimjim
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Bonanzoid wrote: people post random crap that they think people might find funny.


Nah.... I do enough of that here, no need to go elsewhere to do it more.
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By Boboff
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Tim, I don't care where it came from, it was funny.

I still find it annoying when people say " I heard that somewhere else" It's like they are saying that you have fallen behind them in the getting to know jokes, and it is like so last week, Yeah Yeah I got that on my phone like 10 minutes before it actually happened.

I know I shouldn't get annoyed, it's pointless, but seriously Bon Boy Zoid, try and contribute original or recycled comments, rather than innane pointing out that some comment or another is not Original? Just a thought, if not, carry on, Toph ended up making Babies and Wifes out of it on here so it can't be all bad!


(Why just annoy one fellow forum member when you can upset two, my motto for today)

Oh I know I'll make it more.

Hey Nic, slept with any men, and posted pictures of your Jubblies lately? Oh Yeah cource you have, it happens all the time!
Yeah, Yuds, You're Old, and you can be grumpy some Times
Ben sucked off a large Sea mamal in Cardiff once.
Catherine is always moaning about being overly Moderated cause she's a rough old Brummy Mummy
Ummm Badger's a Hoot!

I think I might be going slightly mad, as you were, I'm off to make a Pineapple Upside Down cake off of the Seventies for our Teas........

{the above material is original to me, as I have just thought it and typed it, any similarity to previously posted content on this, or any other site, is purely c0-incidental, and does not reflect accurately on people either living or dead}
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By Nicola_Red
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boboff wrote:Hey Nic, slept with any men, and posted pictures of your Jubblies lately? Oh Yeah cource you have, it happens all the time!


That's a fair cop, guv.
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By dimtimjim
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boboff wrote:Tim, I don't care where it came from, it was funny.


then my work here is done, as that was my only aim, thank you bob.

Smiles are for sharing, grimaces are for keeping to yourself (no names mentioned here).

EDIT: Enjoy ya tea.
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By Yudster
#456722
I thought it was a decent joke too. Also -

boboff wrote:Yeah, Yuds, You're Old, and you can be grumpy some Times


How very dare you! I am grumpy ALL the time!
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