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By Boboff
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Well I get up at 4.45, mope around the house all day cooking and cleaning and shit, and then have to go to Volunteer Governor and Treasurer meetings in the evening, and sometimes I am not home to after 8!

Still it's all worth it when I have a nice shower and Mrs Bob goes down under for a little chubby chipolata sausage sucking!

We men are easily pleased.
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By SAV1OUR
#452335
I used to work the 7 - 11 slot, happily the Metrolink proved a fast and efficient mode of transport for those ridiculous hours and I lived quite far away. Sometimes I would start at 2 though. I know someone whos been doing a lot more than that and he's in there at weekends too. Bloody retail.
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By Yudster
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I feel sorry for anyone working in retail. I love my weekends off.
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By chrysostom
#452371
boboff wrote:Still it's all worth it when I have a nice shower and Mrs Bob goes down under for a little chubby chipolata sausage sucking!


this made my stomach lurch.
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By a-moron
#452375
chrysostom wrote:
boboff wrote:Still it's all worth it when I have a nice shower and Mrs Bob goes down under for a little chubby chipolata sausage sucking!


this made my stomach lurch.


It made me jealous.
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By Bas
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theflyingbadger wrote:
chrysostom wrote:
boboff wrote:Still it's all worth it when I have a nice shower and Mrs Bob goes down under for a little chubby chipolata sausage sucking!


this made my stomach lurch.


It made me jealous.

I'm sure he'd let you suck it if you ask nicely.
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By a-moron
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I am not one to assume Bas, every man has his limits as to how far he would go to get the old 'mouth harmonica' played on them. I, for one, would pretty much cover my * and balls in any edible substance and go down the local park hoping for an over zealous dog or at worst a hungry tramp to take pity on me.
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By dimtimjim
#452388
theflyingbadger wrote:
chrysostom wrote:
boboff wrote:Still it's all worth it when I have a nice shower and Mrs Bob goes down under for a little chubby chipolata sausage sucking!


this made my stomach lurch.


It made me jealous.


made me nostalgic.... :?
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By Nicola_Red
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Yudster wrote:I feel sorry for anyone working in retail. I love my weekends off.


I'm not exactly retail but I still work plenty of weekends. You can't stop theatre.
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By Yudster
#452397
The Show Must Go On?!
By DarroM
#452398
I work retail (Sainsburys) on nights 4 times a week, three 10 hours and 1 9 hour. I don't mind it really since I've been there over 3 years now but sometimes I am really tired going in and it affects me a little. Luckily I get 6 weeks off a year and every other Saturday off with every Monday & Tuesday off and every other Wednesday off. Gives me time to catch up on the show and I've been listening to 2004 shows recently and most of the shows gets a good giggle out of me. Just wished they brought back Buzz Off instead of Classical Class but what are you going to do?
By bmstinton93
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Sainsbury's are brilliant with their holidays. I do 12 hours a week there and usually get 6 weeks holiday but because I did so much overtime last year I got an extra 2 weeks holiday so I have 8 weeks off this year.
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By Bas
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DarroM wrote:I work retail (Sainsburys) on nights 4 times a week, three 10 hours and 1 9 hour. I don't mind it really since I've been there over 3 years now but sometimes I am really tired going in and it affects me a little. Luckily I get 6 weeks off a year and every other Saturday off with every Monday & Tuesday off and every other Wednesday off. Gives me time to catch up on the show and I've been listening to 2004 shows recently and most of the shows gets a good giggle out of me. Just wished they brought back Buzz Off instead of Classical Class but what are you going to do?

Jamie Oliver opened a new Sainsburys in Bangor today. I only mentioned it because i'm pissed off that i missed the chance to deck the fat tongued Mockney tosser.
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By Ilovematt
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SAV1OUR wrote:I thought he'd finished making those annoying ads now, or so I read.


Have you not seen the Christmas one yet ? Not a fan of his either.
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By Yudster
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The Sainsbury's Christmas ad with all the panto characters is frankly terrifying. The stuff of nightmares.
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By Nicola_Red
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My mother bought her wooden phone after seeing Jamie Oliver use one in a Sainsbury's ad. She tracked it down to a store in Essex and went there whilst visiting relatives to buy it. True story.
By DarroM
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If you think some of those Sainsburys ads are bad and/or cringeworthy, you should see the monthly videos that we have to watch especially the awards ones. Just so ugghhh!
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By SAV1OUR
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Yep, and worse than that still is Iceland sponsoring I'm a Celeb, just read this from Jimmy Carr:

"Iceland sponsoring I’m a Celeb. Basically saying: ‘If you like kangaroo bollocks you'll love our doner meat party parcels.’ Which is true"
By bmstinton93
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DarroM wrote:If you think some of those Sainsburys ads are bad and/or cringeworthy, you should see the monthly videos that we have to watch especially the awards ones. Just so ugghhh!

I haven't seen one of them in months. You've gotta love Justin stood there trying to look cool though.
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By Boboff
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chrysostom wrote:This is his last Christmas with Sainsburys.



Well not really, he has not renewed his contract and is indeed advertising with Morrisons this Christmas also, BUT he may well advertise with Sainsbury again, you or I or probably he does not know that for sure though.

Given it's £2 million a year, he's a very lucky boy.
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