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By Yudster
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Bonanzoid wrote: I did notice a bit more self indulgence in the recent series as some guests seemed to never contribute.


Its more than that though, what I meant was that the show was never anything more than an opportunity for Vic and to a lesser extent Bob to flail around shouting and pretending to fall over while the panelists sat around looking faintly embarrassed and the audience laughed when the stage crew told them to. It was always awful and it got progressively worse.
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By Johnny 1989
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Bonanzoid wrote:I can see why people like it, it's just not my cup of tea. I like the woman in it (can't remember her name, the one off Little Britain too), she seems about the funniest character and from what I gather she writes it too? You'd need someone good to nullify the idiocy of James Corden.

And as for the best British sitcom of the past 5 years, I think Still Game just falls in to that category. I think it's the best Scottish show of all time, it's utterly brilliant. I urge you to check it out!


I rather like "Not Going Out", I found it suprisingly funny for a BBC sitcom of recent, doubt anyone would agree with me on here though.
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By Boboff
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Well I agree, Still Game, and Not Going out are my favorites, and I *cough, rather enjoy Miranda as well, * cough. Mrs Browns Boys is a classic mind, thats got to be way up there.

I wasn't so much saying those shows were crap, but that the BBC does tend to try and fullfill a "hard edgey" comedy route some times and fails dramatically. Even HIGNFY has been about as cutting and Satirical as a Nolans Sisters Christmas Club Re-union.
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By DevilsDuck
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"She's football crazy, she's football mad, I can't think of a footballer Ulrika hasn't had" is the only really funny thing I can remember from shooting stars
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By Boboff
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Two guys in the upper sixth used to like Vic Reeves, and they would spend all day doing these sort of jokes, at the end of the day you do realise that they are just a couple of * idiots pretending to be funny so they can feel superior to every one else in there special unfunny world.

Is that a bit harsh?
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By Yudster
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I like your new avatar Boboff, sweet peas are my favourite.

And you are spot on re Vic and Bob.
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By SAV1OUR
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I don't see them like that though, I just see it as other people behaving like tits so I don't have to, or in 'Mongrels's case, animals behaving like tits. And I never knew there were this many descriptions of Jack Dee's face!



Basically relieving the weeknight gloom, the best comedy (and we should all identify with this) takes you to a brighter place as you battle through the mundane, it's what the CMS does best for it's time of day.
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By chrysostom
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people getting hot and bothered about this guardian article.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/ ... employment

it seems that because a graduate is being forced to to what is essentially an (up to 8 week, part time) placement for a supermarket, that everyone is getting up in arms about the whole 'intern slave labour' situation. this shouldn't have been the kick start to that, and to be honest they are getting a good deal.

Some bored guy wrote: "I didn't actually have much support …They were getting on with their own jobs … they left me to it," he said. "They said, 'Good work today, Joe'. That was it, everyday."


That's what every internship is like!

The whole idea is shining, or being able to get a recommendation...something to put on your CV. The fact that most people are lazy and can't be bothered to do a job that they see as being beneath them is outrageous.
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By mcmahonman
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I think you are massively misunderstanding the point(s).

1. Why are they being made to work in Tescos and other big stores instead of charities or the public sector that is currently being cut?
2. The massively profitable companies are getting free labour and now are given no incentive to create jobs that actually take people off benefits.
3. 8 weeks of shelf stacking is not great training for work.
4. The Job center are not doing their job properly and finding experience based on peoples skills. A graduate has no reason to be shelf stacking.
5. If people are actually doing the work of someone that should be employed by the company then they should be entitled to at least the minimum wage.
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By chrysostom
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1. Is there evidence that charities aren't being offered these schemes? This was an initiative being offered at a retail open day, and if anything the placement/internship/scheme is something that will prove that the individual has the capability to work (or not) at a sufficient level within a retail environment

2. Most massive profitable companies get free labour through work experience, internships and placements. People are just in a twist because it's a floor jobs. I worked for 3 months being paid expenses (£5 for lunch, and £3 for travel as it was in central London), meaning I wasn't being given money - I was being recompensed. It's commonplace for this to happen. Also, having someone to fill in for up to 8 weeks doesn't fill a job for a company. They may want temporary staff occasionally, but the hiring process for filling a role (even as shelf stacker) for 2-3 years is expensive.

3. PR, advertising, marketing and most media agencies make their interns do things which aren't 'great training for work', but the key to a successful internship is making yourself as useful as possible, making a mark on your employer and creating work for yourself to impress. If you're too lazy to do that (and show no worth to the working environment), then you deserve to be binned off by the end of it. Giving people the chance to get initiatives like this on their CV is better than having a massive gap there- you always embellish the truth when it comes to what you did on an internship (B2C relations = took an old lady to the ketchup). Again, if they're not clever enough to play the game it goes a far way to explaining why they're losing.

4. This is the most annoying point. Just because you're a graduate, doesn't give you a divine right to be in a job that you have the academic skills for. If you're qualified for a job where the market is saturated, then you need to be able to stand out. You can't expect to walk in and say

'I have a geography degree, find me a related job'

'There aren't any, and graduate positions are very competitive at the moment'

'Oh, well I'll just keep looking for a job I deem suitable to my educational level in the meantime, bye!'

5.That's a fair point, she's been short changed to the tune of £300, which is indefensible. But that's a problem which has existed for years, and is only present in the UK. The issue is unpaid internships are allowed to continue, not that people are being told to partake in unpaid internships in generic, low level fields rather than do nothing. If she'd chosen to do that internship she'd have lost her JSA, and she would have been compensated about £120 (as pposed to the £150 in JSA), with no money to spend for herself as it would all be based on expenses.

All job markets are damn competitive now days, the reason for partaking in a scheme like this would be to improve the quality and diversity of the individual's CV, because presumably they're not good enough at the moment. A graduate has just as much reason to stack a shelf as a non-graduate.

I say this as a post-grad, and once I'd finished my Master's, there were no roles within Social Media/Advertising - the grad schemes were packed with people who were better qualified and more dynamic than myself. I started working freelance and made my own business, which brought in around the same as jobseeker's over the 3-4 months which I persisted with it (during which I couldn't claim jobseeker's because I was working) - then got an internship, and after 8-9 months of desperately trying i got a related job.

It's not easy, and it seems that some people are too spoiled to see that they may not be good enough to succeed in the way that they want to because there are people out there who are better than them, and they need to adapt to that fact and change their goals.
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By Boboff
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Good debate guys.

For my two penneth I agree with Kris.

The fact that these internships are not actually free to the employer, the fact that the inductions and training take time, plus the additional supervsion, mean that as an employer you are unlikely to make anything like a "profit" on the deal. Add in the fact that half of them won't turn up every day, make mistakes which need putting right, moan and winge, spoil morale etc, it not a one way Street......BUT they do it for a reason, they want talent, they recognise talent, and there are no cielings within the retail promotion spectrum. Thats why they make profit, not by exploting some poor 'ickle student.

All this minimum wage shite the labour party brought in has meant every Tom Dick and Harry thinks he deserves it, there has and there will always be those people who will work for Peanuts to get the experience and training they want to further there careers. I know I did.
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By Yudster
#451968
Chrysostom - I am giving you a standing ovation.
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By MK Chris
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I don't know what it is that they've published (though I'm sure I could find out if I wanted to), but the Spectator magazine appears to have almost prejudiced the new Stephen Lawrence trial with a piece by Rod Liddle... David Allen Green (lawyer and blogger) is going mad about it on Twitter - the judge has instructed the jurors not to read this week's edition and has apparently referred The Spectator to the Attorney General for contempt... * wankers.
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By Yudster
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I think you probably did it wrong.
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By dimtimjim
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bmstinton93 wrote:I'm working 7 - 11 tonight, I've had about 4 hours sleep


Aaaah, student life.....

Dunny stress Benji, remember, its all downhill from there. :(
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By chrysostom
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he's right. wait until you're waking up at 6.45am and getting home at 6.45pm, can only take 3-4 days off sick a year and all your friends are too busy or far away to do anything with on a regular basis.

it's a cheery day today.
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By Yudster
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Ha, that's nothing - I get up at 6:15 and don't get home until 6:30 on a good day, but at least twice a week not until after 10. I don't have time to even think about being sick, and I have no friends. Oh hang on...
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