[R94N]

What sort of person uses the F word at a 7 year old child ?

I was cycling once and a kid younger than that (or so it seems) said 'nice helmet' to me, obviously taking the mick. I was going to say something really horrible back but just ignored him instead.

[MK Chris]

You mean 'gloves', right?

[Bonanzoid]

First time back at badminton in months and I went over my ankle, fell back and landed spraining my wrist. If only it was recorded, You've Been Framed would be a-beggin'!

[Nicola_Red]

You mean 'gloves', right?

Well no, presumably she means hand warmers, or she'd have said gloves...

Annoying me today is the fact that I've had to take loads of painkillers for my hip recently and now they're making me feel sick. I could really do for it to let up for a few days.

[MK Chris]

Surely hand warmers are gloves?!

[a-moron]

You just beat me charlalottie,



Edit
*By about 7 minutes it seems*

[Yudster]

Surely hand warmers are gloves?!

No. Gloves are often handwarmers, but not always - they can also be hand protectors. Hand warmers however certainly don't have to be gloves. In extreme circumstances, handwarmers could be the inside of your husbands pants. So I hear.

[Boboff]

Yes and you can have Gloves of Garlic, and Education Secretaries..........

A hand warmer could indeed be bollocks, a fire, a piss, well any suitably large 'horrorifice........

But there's only one Pendant Topher!

[Yudster]

Idiots are annoying me today. Again. Not on here I hasten to add. I love you Boboff.

[Boboff]

Love you too!

Pendant!

Pedant!

*note to self, re-read your posts you illiterate idiot!- The thought of Chris on a Leather Strap hanging around cats neck asking to be stroked, and get fed Kit-Kats whilst making Vroom Vroom noices from F1, is making me smile.

[catherine]

Milton Keynes stinks of horse shit, its wafting into my house!

[Ilovematt]

What sort of person uses the F word at a 7 year old child ?

I was cycling once and a kid younger than that (or so it seems) said 'nice helmet' to me, obviously taking the mick. I was going to say something really horrible back but just ignored him instead.

So glad you did not say anything. When you swear back they will see it as acceptable.

[Ilovematt]

Must say I have used the F word at a 7 year old child. It wasn't my own child and he was calling me a C**t so told him to F off.

Please don't take my babies away!!!!

*Shakes Head*

You can keep your babies

[MK Chris]

Milton Keynes stinks of horse shit, its wafting into my house!

It smells of the countryside!

[Yudster]

Its more likely to be cow shit than horse shit, that's what tends to get spread over the fields at this time of year (and horse shit actually smells quite pleasant, I think - or is that just me?!). I don't mind it too much, its part of living in a rural area, and its a billion times preferable to traffic fumes.

[Boboff]

In fairness it could be either.

Both animals are kept indoors over the winter, and as it's about that time to start bringing them in, and the last "cut" has been made on the field, they will be spreading the heaps from last Winter to make room.

Unless it's Dairy farming, they have lots more shit inside to deal with.

Either way Shit stinks until it's rotted down.

Have I told you I built a Composting Toilet this year? It's out back and we all pooh in it, then after about 3 years and lots of Wood Shavings being added, it turns into Humanure, which you put round your bush. It completes the circle of a trully self sufficient lifestyle ( not that there is such a thing)

[MK Chris]

I'm pretty sure it was a horse shit smell and I quite like it as well. Reminds me of the countryside!

[Bonanzoid]

You 2 are the first 2 people I've been aware of that like the smell of horse shit. You strange people.

[foot-loose]

^ and that's coming from someone in Aberdeen! Be afraid!

[Bonanzoid]

Someone from Glasgow is in no place to make those kinds of comments.

[foot-loose]

That's yer comeback? I've trained you better than this. Try harder.

[Bonanzoid]

Yer ma should try harder. Bless her, she does what she can.

[foot-loose]

Ma? Where are we? Ireland? Besides - yer comeback to a complaint about yer original comeback is a MAW GAG?! *slaps Bonanana*

[Bonanzoid]

If you want my comeback, it's on yer ma's face.

*gets coat*

[foot-loose]

That's more like it.