[foot-loose]

For what it's worth, I'd do Duck.

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[Yudster]

What does duck actually look like? Would I like him?

[Nicola_Red]

Just to head back on topic...I lost my sunglasses and it turns out my spare pair are massive and leave big divots on my cheeks. I have sensitive eyes and wear them a lot, so I've been looking around for some new ones, but almost all shops seem to have already got rid of them. It's sunny in autumn and winter sometimes too, retailers! And Primark only have the really crappy ones leftover. I just want cheap plastic ones, it's not like I have complicated sunglasses requirements, but can I find any? No.

[Bas]

Just to head back on topic...I lost my sunglasses and it turns out my spare pair are massive and leave big divots on my cheeks. I have sensitive eyes and wear them a lot, so I've been looking around for some new ones, but almost all shops seem to have already got rid of them. It's sunny in autumn and winter sometimes too, retailers! And Primark only have the really crappy ones leftover. I just want cheap plastic ones, it's not like I have complicated sunglasses requirements, but can I find any? No.

Have you checked that they're not still on the top of your head?

[Nicola_Red]

I have checked, even tho I don't do that cos a) the little things that grip them to your nose always get caught in my hair and b) it makes you look like a twat. They fell out of my bag somewhere.

[dreamer1978]

Have you tried H&M they might have them. I saw them in the Glasgow store the last time i was in.

[Nicola_Red]

Actually it did occur to me that they might have some. I'll pop in on my way home from work this evening.

[dimtimjim]

For what it's worth, I'd do Duck.

I did, yesterday. In Lemon n Thyme.... Mmmmmmm.

[DevilsDuck]

For what it's worth, I'd do Duck.

I did, yesterday. In Lemon n Thyme.... Mmmmmmm.

Is that what the hotel was called?

[dimtimjim]

Is that what the hotel was called?

Oh, the rohypnol not worn-off enough by then you could read it yourself?!

[foot-loose]

You still need to use rohypnol? A Greggs Steak Bake and he's happy.

[Nicola_Red]

Nothing wrong with the good old-fashioned rag and chloroform method.

[DevilsDuck]

Has everyone had their wicked way with me? If not please let me know via PM ASAP ok

[foot-loose]

Cyclists should be banned from the roads - dangerous buggers.

[Bonanzoid]

I don't mind cyclists, but when they run red lights it annoys me. They want to use roads, abide by the rules.

[bmstinton93]

*Waits for Ryan to get very angry and defensive*

[R94N]

Haha! I don't run red lights. That's a ridiculous thing to do. Also I'd rather ride on the road than on the pavement because there's just more room and no pedestrians in the way

[Bas]

Retuned my wee radio while at work at 6.30 this morning & what the f*ck? No Moyles! I'd forgotten its some sort of holiday in some remote part of the country, so those lead swinging f*cktards have taken another day off literally minutes since their last holiday! Oi Moyles,Vitty, Jones, Byrne, Dehealy, get in here & entertain me, ya lazy bastards!

[SAV1OUR]

I am dumbfounded, typical that on the one occasion I didn't bother to check the sell by date of milk I purchased YESTERDAY....

It went out of date yesterday.

*explodes*

[Nicola_Red]

Retuned my wee radio while at work at 6.30 this morning & what the f*ck? No Moyles! I'd forgotten its some sort of holiday in some remote part of the country, so those lead swinging f*cktards have taken another day off literally minutes since their last holiday! Oi Moyles,Vitty, Jones, Byrne, Daheely, get in here & entertain me, ya lazy bastards!

I'm working today and even tho I remembered there would be no Moyles, it still irritated me. I had old shows to listen to, but it's not the same.

[dimtimjim]

I'm coming to Manchester in the next week, will keep an eye out for ya Nic....

[Nicola_Red]

Oh aye, whereabouts you going...?

This morning I had such bad stomach cramps that I was scowling at random men on the tram, thinking how lucky they are that they'll never have to experience this pain. I'm still single, I can't think why...

[dimtimjim]

Longsight area... Gotta deliver a full load to some lady!

And yes, I have worded that specifically to make it sound naughty. Actually delivering our Treadmill which i've sold, since its just sitting there gathering dust.

[Nicola_Red]

Urgh, Longsight. Keep your car windows locked!

[dimtimjim]

Windows locked? I'll close the window and lock the door, but I may fall short of locking the windows....

But ta for the advice.