[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

No offence Yudster but you come across as a right cow.

It happens. I'm not always a right cow, but I certainly can be. I try to keep it appropriate, but I get it wrong sometimes. My main concern here is that you seem keen to assure me that you don't want to offend me. Have you had a brain injury?

Its nice you are concerned - no brain injury but I do have a deformed testicle?

[chrysostom]

i've told you before, please give that back.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Only if you promise to stop sucking it.

[chrysostom]

[Yudster]

No offence Yudster but you come across as a right cow.

It happens. I'm not always a right cow, but I certainly can be. I try to keep it appropriate, but I get it wrong sometimes. My main concern here is that you seem keen to assure me that you don't want to offend me. Have you had a brain injury?

Its nice you are concerned - no brain injury but I do have a deformed testicle?

That'll be it then.

[chrysostom]

4 continuous days of old school courting and hitch-like surprises has paid off, and i've got a date tonight with an unbelievably hot gal. boooom.

[dimtimjim]

4 continuous days of old school courting and hitch-like surprises has paid off, and i've got a date tonight with an unbelievably hot gal. boooom.

Ah, thats what my mums up to tonight..... She was being so coy.

[Yudster]

4 continuous days of old school courting and hitch-like surprises has paid off, and i've got a date tonight with an unbelievably hot gal. boooom.

That is once bouncy bouncy rebound! Good on you.

[chrysostom]

dimtimjim - i'm pretty sure we've agreed that i'm your dad at some point, so this has really come round full circle.
yuds - bouncy indeed. if all goes well you can stalk up a picture on fb. not to brag. ok, yes - to brag.

[foot-loose]

i've told you before, please give that back.

This is my 11th lol of the year. Congrats

[AndyJ]

Got my new car today. It's lovely, very happy

[Yudster]

Another new car? Didn't you just buy a death-trap old jag?

[AndyJ]

Another new car? Didn't you just buy a death-trap old jag?

That's a project, this is my nre company car, remember aaaaages ago I said it got signed off, well it arrived today.

[Yudster]

I can't remember what you said you were getting.....

[AndyJ]

It's a Ford Mondeo, the Titanium X 2.0 Turbo in black with half leather seats....

[John22]

A lot of love for mondeos...

[dimtimjim]

Mondeo's are cracking cars..... Good for you Mr Bezz-meister Andy.

Changing subject, as some of you may remember (most won't care) I'm a motorcycle 'track rider'. I have just booked me and a friend on a European track day for the end of the year, a full 3 days on track at Cartagena (southern spain) without running the risk of stooopid UK weather.

http://www.trackdaysspain.com/cartagena_circuit-guide.php

Honestly, i'm so excited i'm sat here nursing a Tim Henman.

Fecking Ace!

[catherine]

I'm excited about Christmas! I don't know why i'm so excited about it this year but I am, is it too early for a Christmas thread? We can share when we plan on doing our christmas cakes and how often we will feed them and what mince pie mince meat recipe is best and and and what chutneys and sauces to jar!!

[DevilsDuck]

I think you posted this on the wrong forum, this is chrismoyles.net not thewi.org.uk/

[Yudster]

I'm excited about Christmas! I don't know why i'm so excited about it this year but I am, is it too early for a Christmas thread? We can share when we plan on doing our christmas cakes and how often we will feed them and what mince pie mince meat recipe is best and and and what chutneys and sauces to jar!!

I'm with you. I love Christmas, and I don't mind getting excited about it now - especially as things like Christmas cakes, puddings, mincemeat etc HAVE to be done early so there's a good reason for talking about it now! Although I think we may go a different way with our Christmas cake this year - we'll have to see.

[DevilsDuck]

I watched that last night, couldn't belive those two kids had been left at home alone.

Didn't get me into the Christmas spirit though.......

Its September, Christmas doesnt start until I do my Christmas shopping on the 24th

[Yudster]

Perhaps the reason women tend to start thinking about it early is because men don't think about it until the day before. And that could be said of so many other things too.....

[Yudster]

You're probably right. But if you're making a traditional Christmas cake it needs to be done at the end of October really.

[catherine]

And if you make chutneys and preserves as presents you might aswell get them over and out of the way in october/november time.

[Yudster]

Delia's spiced picked pears need to be done early, while you can still get the nice small, really hard conference pears.