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Re: What's annoying you today?#407096

By catherine - Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:52 pm

- Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:52 pm #407096

I put my baby in the bin.

Re: What's annoying you today?#407097

By foot-loose - Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:04 pm

- Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:04 pm #407097

catherine wrote:I put my baby in the bin.

The Arctic Monkeys sang that, didn't they?

Re: What's annoying you today?#407104

By Yudster - Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:07 pm

- Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:07 pm #407104

catherine wrote:I put my baby in the bin.

Did you manage to rescue it before the binmen came?

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's annoying you today?#407106

By MK Chris - Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:10 pm

- Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:10 pm #407106

Yep, it is safely out of the bin, unscathed now. And it's not the actual baby, it's just the scan and she beat herself up about it for a bit, but then I reminded her that my mum left me in the building society (the real me when I had been born) and forgot about me for at least a few minutes before she came back for me.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's annoying you today?#407112

By kendra k - Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:15 pm

- Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:15 pm #407112

Topher, I would say that would be worse.

DON'T BIN THE TOPHER!

catherine wrote: kendra i love you so much

Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

Re: What's annoying you today?#407116

By MK Chris - Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:58 pm

- Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:58 pm #407116

Ah I spoke to my mum today, turns out it was my sister. I reckon we'd be better off if she'd left her in there. Actually no, we wouldn't have Joel then.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's annoying you today?#407120

By foot-loose - Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:24 am

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:24 am #407120

Topher wrote:Ah I spoke to my mum today, turns out it was my sister. I reckon we'd be better off if she'd left her in there. Actually no, we wouldn't have Joel then.

My mum parked me in a car on a hill then got out and left the handbrake off. I smashed into a wall.

Re: What's annoying you today?#407125

By nicowoodcock - Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:07 am

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:07 am #407125

The annoying ex who wouldn't stop texting me during my weekend away.

Re: What's annoying you today?#407127

By MK Chris - Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:35 am

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:35 am #407127

foot-loose wrote:
Topher wrote:Ah I spoke to my mum today, turns out it was my sister. I reckon we'd be better off if she'd left her in there. Actually no, we wouldn't have Joel then.

My mum parked me in a car on a hill then got out and left the handbrake off. I smashed into a wall.

You win.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's annoying you today?#407129

By DevilsDuck - Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:44 am

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:44 am #407129

Citrix and office 2007!

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's annoying you today?#407131

By Yudster - Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:54 pm

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:54 pm #407131

foot-loose wrote:
Topher wrote:Ah I spoke to my mum today, turns out it was my sister. I reckon we'd be better off if she'd left her in there. Actually no, we wouldn't have Joel then.

My mum parked me in a car on a hill then got out and left the handbrake off. I smashed into a wall.

Is that what turned you gay?

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's annoying you today?#407133

By Johnny 1989 - Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:05 pm

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:05 pm #407133

Yudster wrote:
foot-loose wrote:
Topher wrote:Ah I spoke to my mum today, turns out it was my sister. I reckon we'd be better off if she'd left her in there. Actually no, we wouldn't have Joel then.

My mum parked me in a car on a hill then got out and left the handbrake off. I smashed into a wall.

Is that what turned you gay?

Ah Yuds you beat me to it, I was going to ask the same

Regards, Johnny 1989

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Re: What's annoying you today?#407139

By Nicola_Red - Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:12 pm

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:12 pm #407139

I just found out that my great-grandmother was gonna have my Nana adopted when she was born, but it fell thru cos she was born with a birthmark on her face and so the adoptive parents didn't want her. Weird to think how different things might have turned out if it weren't for that birthmark...

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

Missed any of Dave's Tedious Links? Catch up with my Tedious Links 2010-12 page here

Re: What's annoying you today?#407141

By newsbeat - Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:20 pm

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:20 pm #407141

Office 2010

catherine wrote: twitter. It's like talking to a brick wall.

Topher wrote:I have never denied being a loser.

Yudster wrote:The Sky engineer who was here yesterday actually had a gold front tooth and used the word "innit".

Re: What's annoying you today?#407142

By foot-loose - Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:28 pm

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:28 pm #407142

Yudster wrote:
foot-loose wrote:
Topher wrote:Ah I spoke to my mum today, turns out it was my sister. I reckon we'd be better off if she'd left her in there. Actually no, we wouldn't have Joel then.

My mum parked me in a car on a hill then got out and left the handbrake off. I smashed into a wall.

Is that what turned you gay?

Naw. Your face turned me gay.

Johnny 1989 wrote:Ah Yuds you beat me to it, I was going to ask the same

And you can Gee Tee Eff as well.

Bunch a' pricks.

Re: What's annoying you today?#407146

By DevilsDuck - Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:51 pm

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:51 pm #407146

walls dont gay people, people gay people!

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: What's annoying you today?#407149

By foot-loose - Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:28 pm

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:28 pm #407149

Doesn't walls make ice cream?

Re: What's annoying you today?#407153

By chrysostom - Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:45 pm

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:45 pm #407153

foot-loose wrote:Doesn't walls make ice cream?

they also make sausages.

and we come full circle

Re: What's annoying you today?#407154

By foot-loose - Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:54 pm

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:54 pm #407154

Not on a Monday, there's not enough of us...

Re: What's annoying you today?#407160

By kendra k - Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:53 pm

- Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:53 pm #407160

CSS is making me want to SMASH!!!!

catherine wrote: kendra i love you so much

Yudster wrote:Oh shut up you titless American biatch

kendrak's attack

Re: What's annoying you today?#407162

By MK Chris - Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:41 am

- Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:41 am #407162

Why?

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: What's annoying you today?#407164

By Zoot - Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:24 am

- Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:24 am #407164

We bought our sofa from there.

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: What's annoying you today?#407170

By Nicola_Red - Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:21 pm

- Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:21 pm #407170

this - altho I have given it its own thread in general cos I wanted to draw more attention to it...

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/gro ... 896&ref=nf

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

Missed any of Dave's Tedious Links? Catch up with my Tedious Links 2010-12 page here

Re: What's annoying you today?#407171

By Yudster - Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:23 pm

- Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:23 pm #407171

I can't look at that because it says I have to log in to Facebook which I can't do, not being a member. What's it all about?

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: What's annoying you today?#407172

By MK Chris - Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:51 pm

- Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:51 pm #407172

It's a campaign to sack Chris Moyles in order to save 6Music.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

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