[Zoot]

My hands have gone dry and scratchy. I'm falling apart.

[Yudster]

Be a man and use handcream.

[Munki Bhoy]

Hang on... am I the only Scot left here?! There's a party going on somewhere up here and I've not been invited, isn't there?!

[Johnny 1989]

Hang on... am I the only Scot left here?! There's a party going on somewhere up here and I've not been invited, isn't there?!

Go into hiding, they'll be after you next

Annoying me today, now yesterday the roads, etc. were horrible but I was quite proud of London Transport/British Rail as they managed to run a punctual service, more or less. Fast forward to today where I had to wait 35 sodding minutes for a bus, yet the roads the bus runs on are sodding clear

[jocky85]

Bit behind but I know exactly what you mean Yuds, you're really happy for them but then feel jealous of them. I do that too. My brothers wedding, genuinely happy day, yet I think 'oh great Im going to be sat there all on my own'

[Johnny 1989]

Argh! The snow is melting

That means the nice, bright, white snow that has been adorning the pavements & rooftops are giving way to the dull greyness that is January


I wish it was Christmas again

[John22]

School tommorow

[Johnny 1989]

I've got the Points of View theme going round in my head constantly thanks to our media presentation I'm learning.

Is that the really chirpy 80's version of the theme or a more recent one?

[newsbeat]

I'll tell you what's annoying me today, I got a letter from the kind DVLA telling me to tax the car, dammit

[Quincy]

whats annoying me today??? fearn cotton.

what a total pleb.

[Johnny 1989]

I've got the Points of View theme going round in my head constantly thanks to our media presentation I'm learning.

Is that the really chirpy 80's version of the theme or a more recent one?

The one that's like doo bad de da da da etc.

Ah that's the newer one, the one I was thinking about was the 80's electronic kazoo style one that went da,da,da,da-d-d-da,da,da,da...

Oh sod it you would have had to have seen it to remember it.

EDIT: Actually it was apparently an electric kazoo version of The Beatles "When I'm Sixty-Four" according to wonkypedia

[newsbeat]

Wonkypedia, there's a good one

[timp]

* ex-girlfriend

[Munki Bhoy]

You * your ex?

[timp]

Hahaha...nah she's pissed me off

[AndyJ]

Passing out on the train this morning on the way to work. Fell and must have landed on my shoulder as it hurts now. According to the other commuters that helped me I fell like a sack of potatoes. I just remember feeling really hot and dizzy, next thing I know I am laying on the train floor with a load of people helping me up. Now feel like crap at work and want to go home!

[Yudster]

GO HOME THEN!

[AndyJ]

I have to much work to do at the moment. If I get the bulk of it done today then I will leave early.

[Yudster]

Ok but if you have swine flu, go to bed!

[Munki Bhoy]

Slept in for the first time in my life this morning. That was probably the high point of my morning so far.

[MK Chris]

I can't believe it's the first time in your life.

[Boboff]

I can't believe it's the first time in your life.

Oh cut some slack for a little poetic justice, dear chap.

[AndyJ]

Ok but if you have swine flu, go to bed!

It's not Swine Flu. I have just checked the symptoms and I don't have anything it has on there really. Thats good. I think I have just been over doing it a bit to much recently.

[McGuinness-89]

I've just got home to find my sky box saying "No satellite signal is being received".The fact scaffolding went up today is i'm sure completely unrelated.....

[Munki Bhoy]

I can't believe it's the first time in your life.

Technically, no. But it's the first time I've slept in so much I've been late. I've slept in and still made it to work on time before though. When I was at school my mum NEVER let me sleep in. Only ever been late for work because of traffic until now.

I guess my luck finally ran out.