[Nicola_Red]

I had a huge party in a function room, with loads of family and friends, cheesy DJ, stupid party games, everything. There is no way I'd be able to muster that many people if I had a party now - I knew sooo many people back then!

[MK Chris]

I had a stripper in an Old Street pub. The landlady said no to it, but my colleagues booked her anyway. I was too drunk to remember much, but I ate marshmallows off her nipples and was stripped down to my boxers. The photos were lost long ago.

[Boboff]

http://www.edwardmonkton.com/player/

Ok, it's cheesy, but sentimentality is fine in it's place.

[Yudster]

I love Ed Monkton, I have a load of t shirts with his stuff on them.

[Latina]

I saw Sherlock Holmes last night and loved it. I was expecting to be all snobby about it as I've been really into the original stories in the past couple of months, but apart from a bit of inevitable Hollywoodisation it didn't disappoint me at all.

[pjordan2000]

The loss of 5lbs from my body according to the Wii Fit Plus. That is making me smile. Only 2stone left to go.

[Lactating Man Nips]

Oh the joy of digging out some old vinyl to listen to the original that someone's covering. In this case it's a track currently being moulded into a Jay Z shaped turd. You know the one.

[Boboff]

Forever Young? Who did the original? Ok I know I could gooogle it but it gives you a chance? When was it released, where did you buy it? what was your love interest at the time? Come on it's snowing, can't go out, might as well perv into someone else's life

[Zoot]

Forever Young? Who did the original? Ok I know I could gooogle it but it gives you a chance? When was it released, where did you buy it? what was your love interest at the time? Come on it's snowing, can't go out, might as well perv into someone else's life

There are a few songs called forever young isn't there? I know there's one by Bob Dylan at least.

[Lactating Man Nips]

Alphaville. 80's, nottingham, Susan, she broke my heart, apparantly it wasn't her it was me. Sob.

[Boboff]

Alphaville. 80's, nottingham, Susan, she broke my heart, apparantly it wasn't her it was me. Sob.

They always say "that" or worse, the other bloody way around, it's not you it's me, I can't commit/I don't feel as much for you as you do for me etc etc etc ( yes I know I mean they are too scared/you're too ugly to shag!)

[Yudster]

Boys, boys - you have to remember, whatever she says, its ALWAYS you. Every time.

[Boboff]

Oh, lying dried up frigid cow, I knew it!

*Not you Yuds, my "Susan"

[John22]

OFF AGAIN!

[Yudster]

There was a report on the Sky News website about an "aspiring Playboy model" whose remains had been discovered burned in a wheelie bin after a weekend of partying in Florida. Some Scouse wag posted the following comment -

She would'nt have been picked up for a fortnight if she was in Aintree where I am...... Even then the council would have probably moaned that she was'nt in the right colour bin......

[SAV1OUR]

That was funny, dear old Jonathan Woss announcing his departure with a tray full of cuppas'. The press too busy taking his picture to indulge his kind offer though. Mugs.

Seems like forever he's been at the Beeb. I first recall him exploding into prominence on 'They Think It's All Over' - I do miss the banter of that show, wish it would come back. Woss was always funny on it, purely added as a regular, for comedic effect. Never really listened to him on R2.

Then there was Sachsgate, well, he stuck around a year just to distance himself from that, and I think he'll be missed when he finishes in July.

Oh, and, having watched the 'Big Fat Quiz of the Year' on Channel 4 lately, I think him and Russell Brand should have their own show.. if only to piss off the Heil.

@wossy Hey. Sending wishes and kisses. PS Can I have you parking space please?

- CHRISDJMOYLES

[John22]

Ha, I was laughing at that:

We'wve gwot some twea, so if youd av your twea and give us our dwive way back pwease

[Lactating Man Nips]

Four Poofs on the Dole.

[Lactating Man Nips]

Enjoyed a good skive watching the cricket today. Fantastic effort from Collingwood/Bell partnership and the tailenders.

** tumbleweed ""

[MK Chris]

Ha, I was laughing at that:

We'wve gwot some twea, so if youd av your twea and give us our dwive way back pwease

"Twea"?!

There is no "r" in "we've", "tea" or "please". Poor effort.

[John22]

Ha, I was laughing at that:

We'wve gwot some twea, so if youd av your twea and give us our dwive way back pwease

"Twea"?!

There is no "r" in "we've", "tea" or "please". Poor effort.

It was an imitation of Jonathan Ross' lwisp

[MK Chris]

I know and it was shit. Jonathan Ross does not pronounce "tea" as "twea" because there is no "r" in it.

[John22]

Fair enough

[Johnny 1989]

I know and it was shit. Jonathan Ross does not pronounce "tea" as "twea" because there is no "r" in it.

Ah but Woy Hodgson does sometimes pronounce L's as W's (Jimmy Buwwawd), apparently

[John22]

I know and it was shit. Jonathan Ross does not pronounce "tea" as "twea" because there is no "r" in it.

Ah but Woy Hodgson does sometimes pronounce L's as W's (Jimmy Buwwawd), apparently

Don't get me started on how great he is, being a Fulham fan, but that's a conversation for the football post...