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By MK Chris
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I have caved... I am going to see Dara O'Briain, Alan Carr, Lee Mack, Lenny Henry Phill Jupitus, Shappi Korsandi and lots more next Friday, get in!
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By foot-loose
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I've just got back from my random weekend away in Aberdeen. It was, without a doubt, the best night out I have had this year. I know I have slagged them in the past, but the Aberdonians were friendly, there was no trouble to be seen, everyone was on good form and it's pretty well priced as well!

Caught up with old mates I aint seen in years and made some new ones as well.

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By Yudster
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foot-loose wrote:Don't worry, I shall return to abusing you're little corner of the world soon enough. You have a Greggs though so you're more advanced than I realised!

"your".
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By Yudster
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*Laughs at pathetic Scotsman who doesn't like being WRONG*
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By Yudster
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Your standards are too low. Unsurprising really.
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By chrysostom
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this counts for yesterday really - but i won £130 on fruit machines yesterday, then my karma policy on gambling kicked in [if you get a big win, buy things for others] and i bought a bag for the missus (who was with me), flowers for my mum, flowers for her mum, lunch for us both and muffins for her family - we went to the cinema and on the way out, convinced the woman to let me put £5 in another machine. from this i got the £70 jackpot :)
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We have this topiary on a roundabout near to where the Great North Run finishes.

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The council has put red and white lights on it, so in the dark it looks like Santa's legging it down to the beach. Awesome.
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By Yudster
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foot-loose wrote:
Yudster wrote:Your standards are too low.

So are yer tits.


No, since Miss Yudster has been in the lingerie business they've perked up considerably!
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By Munki Bhoy
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Yudster wrote:
foot-loose wrote:
Yudster wrote:Your standards are too low.

So are yer tits.


No, since Miss Yudster has been in the lingerie business they've perked up considerably!


Prove it?
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By Yudster
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If students had to work a standard 35 hour week they could complete their degrees in considerably less than a year.
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By chrysostom
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an average course consists of 3 modules every term, for 9 terms.

each of these modules is marked through either coursework, or an exam.

this is 27 forms of standard marking - and even if holiday was completely discarded, then that would lead to a deadline (whether it be coursework or revision) every 2 weeks, for a module which takes a minimum of 20 hours of pure lecturing - and another 10 hours of tutorial time to ensure that the lecture was understood, [it's checked by assessing smaller examples of their work based on each 2 hour lecture]

this would lead to a 5 day week, with a lecture on a different portion of the module every day at 9am-11am, an hours break and then a tutorial on the previous day's module at 12pm-1pm. Then between 1pm and 5pm, completing the tutorial work for the lecture had that morning, and also working on the coursework due within the next fortnight.

so much information would be wasted by trying to compress that much learning into a short period of time that many of the modules be failed, but the lecturers would also find it very difficult to mark in the region of a hundred papers in the space of 2 weeks, every week of the year.

oh, they would get 10 days holiday though...although some holiday would have to be cut out due to the 6 mandatory weekday bank holidays, and the 2 which could fall on weekends (christmas and boxing day) leaving them with a maximum of 4 days of holiday, and a minimum of 2.
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By Zoot
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DevilsDuck wrote:the spaceship shaped cloud......that i tried to get a photo of.....but the bus shakes too much


Maybe it was a cloud shaped spaceship?

Also = New Ironman 2 Trailer! Yay!
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Yudster wrote:If students had to work a standard 35 hour week they could complete their degrees in considerably less than a year.



35 Hours? Hows life being part-time?

Knowledge takes time to work its way through the brain thus University caters for this by allowing the damping effects of alcohol to be counter-acted by the wonders of 12 hours sleep a night.

As a person of extreme knowledge (I know a lot about not very much) I am in a position to say I really should be in bed now.
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