Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.
User avatar
By Boboff
#398745
That reminds me of that Ian Hyland (Sp) in the NOTW the other week.

"Strictly & X Factor go head to head"

"Bollocks, you record one and watch the other, oh and a little tip which one to record....the one with all the lengthy build up and the adverts!"

Genius!
User avatar
By Sunny So Cal
#398746
Charlalottie's friend sent me a message on Twitter saying he heard me mentioned on the show again last week. The only one I had time to listen to was Wednesday's. If anyone knows if this is true, knows the context and the day, let me know. Thanks. I think he must be wrong. Usually I get woken by texts from board members if I'm really mentioned!
User avatar
By SAV1OUR
#398781
I've never smoked, but this latest anti-smoking campaign - officially set to carry on til the end of the century - may just drive me to it.

http://smokefree.nhs.uk/smokefree-gener ... generation

I feel sorry for you smokers I really do, all week while I'm reading my hotmail, the very same kid with the sad :( face holding up a placard, right there he was, like something out of the 6th sense needing my help.

Theres only one thing worse than seeing dead people, and thats seeing adverts, the same ones, over and over and over again.

Hell I might even be arsed to switch the adverts off in some setting somewhere, blimey.
User avatar
By Yudster
#398816
McGuinness-89 wrote:Portugese Stupid * Useless Disgraceful * * that is Nani,not fit for the conference.

I think - although he expressed it somewhat differently - Mr Yudster agrees with you.

Other than that, two lying, conniving, scheming, evil, manipulative, bullying, lesbian bitch-tits are annoying me. That's two specific lesbians I hasten to add, I love you Rusty......
User avatar
By Yudster
#398946
Jill wrote:Hate my new job sooooooooo much :( I'm just a tea making audio typist. Dread going

I hope its better than jobseekers - and always remember, its a hell of a lot easier to get a job when you already have one. No reason at all why you can't keep looking, and without the financial pressure you'd have otherwise. Sorry its a drudge though Jill, maybe it'll improve....?
User avatar
By Lactating Man Nips
#398989
Why can't all R&B singers just take some time off and go visit a singing coach and learn how to hold a note without resorting to Autotune in post-production. That post-Cher Vocoder effect did seem to peter out but now it's subtely back again in absolutely everything.

"Not trying to be 'disrespect..fuuuuUUUuuuuuuuuUUUuuuuUUUl."..Oh do bog off!
By Jill
#398998
Yeah - i just need to focus more on how lucky i am that i have a job and less focused on how crap it really is. I'm on the look out for something better cos i dont know how much more i can take
User avatar
By Yudster
#399031
Lactating Man Nips wrote:Why can't all R&B singers just take some time off and go visit a singing coach and learn how to hold a note without resorting to Autotune in post-production. That post-Cher Vocoder effect did seem to peter out but now it's subtely back again in absolutely everything.

"Not trying to be 'disrespect..fuuuuUUUuuuuuuuuUUUuuuuUUUl."..Oh do bog off!

Yes, yes yes yes yes YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar
By Yudster
#399046
I'd rather not right now if that's ok.
User avatar
By Johnny 1989
#399050
Lactating Man Nips wrote:Why can't all R&B singers just take some time off and go visit a singing coach and learn how to hold a note without resorting to Autotune in post-production. That post-Cher Vocoder effect did seem to peter out but now it's subtely back again in absolutely everything.

"Not trying to be 'disrespect..fuuuuUUUuuuuuuuuUUUuuuuUUUl."..Oh do bog off!


I'd shake your hand for how right you are, except you have that man in your avatar :P ;)
User avatar
By MK Chris
#399054
'Lactating Man Nips' doesn't strike me as a Tory, mainly because he seems like a reasonable person. I'm assuming he's using that avatar to take the piss.
User avatar
By SAV1OUR
#399080
Topher wrote:'Lactating Man Nips' doesn't strike me as a Tory, mainly because he seems like a reasonable person. I'm assuming he's using that avatar to take the piss.

Hopefully. I'm doing my level best too, seeing as they've invaded our city, I couldn't help but snigger everytime I saw the old chaps trotting on by about the town patting their chums on the back. I'd hate to have Boris as mayor here, he'd make a good Court Jestor though.

Or Zippy. Yes, Zippy. That'll do.
User avatar
By John22
#399086
Johnny 1989 wrote:
Lactating Man Nips wrote:Why can't all R&B singers just take some time off and go visit a singing coach and learn how to hold a note without resorting to Autotune in post-production. That post-Cher Vocoder effect did seem to peter out but now it's subtely back again in absolutely everything.

"Not trying to be 'disrespect..fuuuuUUUuuuuuuuuUUUuuuuUUUl."..Oh do bog off!


I'd shake your hand for how right you are, except you have that man in your avatar :P ;)

Couldn't agree more!
User avatar
By English Bob
#399090
Moyles is annoying me today on twitter. He posted making an off-hand remark about George Lamb, seriously what does Moyles have against the guy? I know Lamb isn't one of the most likeable blokes out there, but at least he has the decency to not stoop to bad-mouthing people. Lamb even plays the old Moyles 'Come on!' catchphrase from time to time on his 6Music show :D

I prefer Lamb's show to Moyles' these days anyway, but Moyles is just pushing me further away from his :D


/endrant
  • 1
  • 259
  • 260
  • 261
  • 262
  • 263
  • 559