[Sandra]

why did I not get a ticket for the karaoke tour Aled? It has undermined my faith in the show

Because you're a fool.

The tickets were done by a ticket lottery system.

Anyway, not everyone has enjoyed it. Reading through the the tour stuff on Unofficialmills, someone called 'Viv' hated the evening.

Maybe you didn't miss much after all?

[MK Chris]

Viv used to come here. She's a daft old cow and best ignored at times.

[Sandra]

I see. Well - her review amused me anyway. Best laugh I'd had all week.

[Yudster]

If she thought it would make a more titillating and controversial post, Viv would say she hated it even if she loved it though. She says what will get her the biggest reaction, not what she actually thinks. If she actually KNOWS what she thinks.

*waits*

[Sandra]

I see. Maybe the review wasn't that funny after all then.

[Yudster]

I bet it was, she can be very entertaining - just remember its fiction and you'll be fine!

[Sandra]

It doesn't read like fiction though. She's posted some nice pictures in her profile. She called them a 'Nightmare On Fruit Street'.

Why?

[Yudster]

Why don't you pop over to UM and ask her?

[Sandra]

No. She can be a bit scary, I think.

[Yudster]

Viv? She's a pussycat! No one who makes you laugh like she does can possibly be scary.

[Sandra]

I was scared. She doesn't like me.

[Yudster]

Well she hates me with a passion that she seems unable to let go of, even given time, distance and zero direct contact - but she isn't scary.

[Sandra]

Right.

[foot-loose]

What does any of this have to do with asking Aled anything?

[Yudster]

Good question. Aled, will you accept my apology for my part in spamming your thread with crap?