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By Yudster
#394335
French is very defintiely excused. So is the Anglo Saxon come to that. "Bit of a tit" seems very gentle. Decidedly not the thing to do at all.
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By Johnny 1989
#394341
Poor girl, What a pair of twats, what alarms me is that the US are going to give them 25 years each for willful negligence (saying you were praying for God to cure your daughter isn't a defence), yet a guy over here who hacked into the US Defence systems, who is certified as suffering from Asperger's Syndrome will be sentenced to 70 years, because he's done a lot worse of course :roll:

The US Defence, erm, people should actually find out how he did it & how to improve their security in future. It worries me that anyone can get into their security system via a internet connection.
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By Zoot
#394368
Radio Breakfast shows.
I was flicking through the radio this morning after giving up on wogan for 20 minutes and skipping Mills completely, and I get to Heart FM Where they are talking about the big fireworks event in town last Saturday -
"So we gave people at the fireworks event a secret password, and if they ring us this morning and tell us the secret password, they win tickets (I missed what for). OK line one, who are you?"
"Hi, it's Foot-loose from Scotchland"*
"and what is the secret password we gave you at the fireworks display on Saturday?"
"Fireworks"
"Correct!"

*It wasn't really Foot-Loose from Scotchland.
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By Johnny 1989
#394381
Zoot wrote:Radio Breakfast shows.
I was flicking through the radio this morning after giving up on wogan for 20 minutes and skipping Mills completely, and I get to Heart FM Where they are talking about the big fireworks event in town last Saturday -
"So we gave people at the fireworks event a secret password, and if they ring us this morning and tell us the secret password, they win tickets (I missed what for). OK line one, who are you?"
"Hi, it's Foot-loose from Scotchland"*
"and what is the secret password we gave you at the fireworks display on Saturday?"
"Fireworks"
"Correct!"

*It wasn't really Foot-Loose from Scotchland.


Makes Capital look like radio gold doesn't it :lol:
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By Ed Pummelon
#394391
And what the hell was the mother playing at in all this?

"The radio show saw the girl strapped to a polygraph machine as her mother - who had volunteered to be on air - quizzed her despite apparently knowing she had been assaulted when she was 12 years old."
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By Nicola_Red
#394445
Dentists this afternoon and I'm v nervous. I've had maybe ten major operations on my leg and other bits and had fourteen tattoos but the dentist freaks me out :(
By Jill
#394448
nicola_red wrote:Dentists this afternoon and I'm v nervous. I've had maybe ten major operations on my leg and other bits and had fourteen tattoos but the dentist freaks me out :(



Aww - Good luck!
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By dimtimjim
#394463
nicola_red wrote: I've had maybe ten major operations on my leg and other bits :(


The mind boggles! :D
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By Nicola_Red
#394492
dimtimjim wrote:
nicola_red wrote: I've had maybe ten major operations on my leg and other bits :(


The mind boggles! :D


I was actually referring mainly to my sterilisation, let me know if you require further details on that!

anyway...I got ANOTHER frickin' temporary filling. Gotta go back for the permanent one a week on Monday. So now I have ten days to get more and more nervous and panicky. Why they couldn't just do it then I don't know.
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By MK Chris
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Mr John Bolton appears to be unhappy about the lack of violence in Clinton's visit to North Korea...

By Jill
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So - redundancy still looms for me at the mo, but they haven't given me a date or made it 100% official yet. However a job has come up that i could do well. Basically it's the same job i do now, but with another firm. Should i go for this job regardless or wait till i hear back from my current employer :?
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By Yudster
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Apply for it. The time to decide whether or not you will take it is when they have offered it to you. You don't do yourself any harm by applying.
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By Yudster
#394654
Good for you. Best of luck.
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By SAV1OUR
#394671
Ah the rain is here, wonderful Monday morning rain, I've a few errands to run in town.

Memories of my hols are fading - and fast, whatever I haven't got round to washing in my suitcase still smells of suncream and the like. *sigh*
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By Johnny 1989
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Jill wrote:I think I will go for it :)


Good, all the best with the interview :)

Annoying me today, I have got a sore throat & runny nose & feel like absolute shite :x
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By Munki Bhoy
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Not annoying me today, but yesterday... some wee buckfast drinking ned broke into my shed on Saturday night. I had to wait hours for the police to come round. Fortunately they didn't nick anything, they just left their half empty bottle on top of my bin and their makeshift crowbar wedged in the door. Yay for the alarm on my shed.

No one who drinks buckfast ever comes to anything. They should just poison the stuff and reduce the crime rate in Scotland by 80%.
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