[jocky85]

My Aunt has arrived!! Cant wait to go home and see her!

[Yudster]

Ha - for a minute there I thought you were telling us you started your period!

[jocky85]

Ooook ?!?! Never heard it referred to as that!

[MK Chris]

In addition to the aforementioned house, my brother has passed his medical for London Fire Brigade... just waiting for a start date now!

[English Bob]

I bought the new Monkey Island game today! It came with a free Wallace and Gromit Episode game too!

[Latina]

I'm listening again and just heard Chris' impression of Paul "I am God" Gambaccini. Nearly fell off my chair!

[Zoot]

I'm no Oasis fan, not by any means, but isn't Masterplan a cracking song?

[MK Chris]

Good news for those living near an Asda.

[Zoot]

Good news for those living near an Asda.

Aw, our Asda doesn't have a petrol station.
Balls

[Yudster]

I'm no Oasis fan, not by any means, but isn't Masterplan a cracking song?

It would be a cracking song if it weren't spolied by the fact that its possible to transpose the entire vocal from Whatever into it with no changes whatsoever. But Noel Gallagher does have a habit of writing the same song over and over again.

[Yudster]

Good news for those living near an Asda.

Aw, our Asda doesn't have a petrol station.
Balls

Don't worry, if Asda do it the others will follow suit.

[Lactating Man Nips]

And what's the 'justification' for charging 99.9p a litre. Is this a new floor in the price trying to be established?

[jocky85]

Hmm, we have an Asda, but that involves going to Wisbech..................I'm not sure it's worth it.

[SAV1OUR]

Ah this has made my day, Murdoch walks the plank:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8141615.stm

(and by plank I dont mean Prezza, you could call him a plank though)

[MK Chris]

I'm following that with interest this morning. It'll be interesting to see whether he's powerful enough to kill the story off and also whether Cameron is quick to get rid of his Director of Communications - especially considering the whole Damian McBride thing - should it be proved that the story is accurate.

[MK Chris]

Steps to a smile this morning:

1. Go to Wikipedia's main page.
2. Look at the featured article.
3. Smile.

Yes it's puerile.. who cares?

[Latina]

Ha. I'm reading the discussion page for it. I love wiki.

[Zoot]

Steps to a smile this morning:

1. Go to Wikipedia's main page.
2. Look at the featured article.
3. Smile.

Yes it's puerile.. who cares?

hehehehe

[Johnny 1989]

Steps to a smile this morning:

1. Go to Wikipedia's main page.
2. Look at the featured article.
3. Smile.

Yes it's puerile.. who cares?

Brilliant, if there's a new housing estate to be built someone should try & get that name on the plans

[AndyJ]

Making me smile is my manager has agreed to sign a form for me to get a new company car. Nagging does pay off in the end!

[Yudster]

Wow, its only taken three years! Well done!

[S4B]

I am not smiling, I am more ecstatic than I have ever been in my life. One of my sons has passed the trials for the Schools of Rugby Academy!! He's in the Academy supported and sponsored by Leicester Tigers that feeds the Tigers' Academy!

http://www.nldrfu.co.uk/NewsArticle.aspx?n=652

I have never been so proud in my life.

Please excuse excessive use of smilies but...................

[foot-loose]

Steps to a smile this morning:

1. Go to Wikipedia's main page.
2. Look at the featured article.
3. Smile.

Yes it's puerile.. who cares?

I like that.

[Yudster]

Please excuse excessive use of smilies but...................

Totally justified. Robert or Dean?!

[foot-loose]

Over the next few months, I shall be seeing Billy Connolly, Michael McIntyre, Eddie Izzard and (next year) Jimmy Carr.

This makes me smile both now, and then.