[Johnny 1989]

I just had a day of platitudinous thoughts, so I am going to live every day like it's my last and make sure I am nice to people on the way up, they will help me when I fall then.*


Yeah * right!

Yay, the real Boboff is back

Today my engineer is being a complete *, that's all that needs to be said at the moment

[Boboff]

Could be worse, your * could be being an engineer.

How that works I am not sure, buy I have a vision of a spanner and some swarfega somewhere where it should never be!

[S4B]

The horrible man who was in my shop today and yelled at me so much that after he'd gone I turned into jelly and howled in my office. People shouldn't be allowed to be that rude.

I threw him out and banned him!

[foot-loose]

Pah.

I've been accused of "mugging, raping, murdering AND THEN leaving the woman to die at the side of the road".

That was by a lawyer as well.

[S4B]

Just prove that education does not provide people with common sense then!

[MK Chris]

The horrible man who was in my shop today and yelled at me so much that after he'd gone I turned into jelly and howled in my office. People shouldn't be allowed to be that rude.

I threw him out and banned him!

I can't find a clip, but that just reminded me of my favourite bit in Black Books (episode two or three) - when Manny tries to be a salesman and gets guy yelling back "WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!" and then a long rant.

[foot-loose]

Just prove that education does not provide people with common sense then!

I just wondered how I was meant to leave her dying at the side of the road after murdering her? I've not researched this subject in detail though, so I dunno.

[C-Kay]

That selfish git Andy Murray. Doesn't he realise some of us have work early in the morning

[jocky85]

Ha, I just put on Twitter to Topher, I think they do it on purpose!!

[S4B]

The horrible man who was in my shop today and yelled at me so much that after he'd gone I turned into jelly and howled in my office. People shouldn't be allowed to be that rude.

I threw him out and banned him!

I can't find a clip, but that just reminded me of my favourite bit in Black Books (episode two or three) - when Manny tries to be a salesman and gets guy yelling back "WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!" and then a long rant.

Oh I love that! Fairly sure it's episode 3, may have to watch tomorrow to find it!

Just prove that education does not provide people with common sense then!

I just wondered how I was meant to leave her dying at the side of the road after murdering her? I've not researched this subject in detail though, so I dunno.

Might have actually been the same guy I had who couldn't get that he had to actually SPEND £10 to get a particular book for £3.49 and that adding the £3.49 to the other book he was buying and saying that it then came to over £10 so he could have the book for the £3.49. Think he thought if he yelled at me for long enough I'd give in. Didn't know me very well did he? Less likely to happen that way!

[Zoot]

The horrible man who was in my shop today and yelled at me so much that after he'd gone I turned into jelly and howled in my office. People shouldn't be allowed to be that rude.

I threw him out and banned him!

I can't find a clip, but that just reminded me of my favourite bit in Black Books (episode two or three) - when Manny tries to be a salesman and gets guy yelling back "WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!" and then a long rant.

Is that where Manny and Fran are competeing to become assistant manager?

Ah, how I love Black Books. See S4, maybe you should adopt more of a Bernard Black persona at work?

"I will give you a hundred pounds for you leather bound Dickins"
"are they leather bound pounds?"

Brilliant.

[S4B]

haha! I doubt Head Office would appreciate it but I would sometimes.

[Zoot]

I really wanna watch Black Books now. May just have to result in quoting for the rest of the day instead.
"I'm eating scrambled egg, with a comb, from a SHOE!"

Looks like my headache is carrying on for at least another morning.

[jocky85]

Still got it Zoot? Rubbish!!

[Johnny 1989]

Could be worse, your * could be being an engineer.

How that works I am not sure, buy I have a vision of a spanner and some swarfega somewhere where it should never be!

Sounds liek you've viewed my mates porn collection

The horrible man who was in my shop today and yelled at me so much that after he'd gone I turned into jelly and howled in my office. People shouldn't be allowed to be that rude.

I threw him out and banned him!

You should have kicked him in the bollocks as you threw him out, that'll teach him a lesson.

We get customers like that on the phone, won't listen to a * word you say & shout at you when you're trying to help them.

I really wanna watch Black Books now. May just have to result in quoting for the rest of the day instead.
"I'm eating scrambled egg, with a comb, from a SHOE!"

Looks like my headache is carrying on for at least another morning.

One of my favourite lines from Black Books. The commentaries are funny as well, although I was foolish enough to believe Bill Bailey's explination of what White Pudding was (I won't say for taste reason)

[Zoot]

This twitter from Aled about an hour ago -

ahjIf you had to choose a location for a Chris Moyles Show with karaoke that wasn't where you live now where would you choose and why?

Isn't that a really stupid question? presuming they give out the tickets the usual way ie- meeting Aled at a spot in the same town, so everyone WOULD say where they live now, and failing that a town very close by?

[jocky85]

The horrible people across the road from our office who's dogs have escaped 3 days running now. They come over shouting and swearing at it. Today it got a cat that's been happily wandering our car park for a couple of weeks. No idea if theyve taken it or not, we can't find it.

Some people shouldn't be allowed to have animals if they can't look after them or control them

[jocky85]

Apologies for the double post - this day just gets better and better!!

After it taking me 3 hours to get from Cambridge to King's Lynn last night - no trains were running so it was buses all the way eventually, I've risked the traina gain today only to discover the same thing has happened again!! Can safely say I'll be claiming all of these back!

[SAV1OUR]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh ... -show.html

Totally saturday IS shit, so what exactly is thescum's 'story'?

[Johnny 1989]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2509115/Chris-Moyles-attacks-Graham-Norton-show.html

Totally saturday IS shit, so what exactly is thescum's 'story'?

Exactly what is their story? They're making a big thing out of Moyles & Ross sayign it's crap yet in the same article they say that their own TV columnist said it was crap as well, double * standards as * usual with that shitey paper

[Boboff]

Come on guys lighten up, it doesn't say he was wrong does it, it does state what he said, which is rare, and they only said he was gobby, not Fat and gobby, so all things considered I would say it's a fair piece!

[Yudster]

All they were doing is pointing out that Moyles is making comments which might not go down too well with BBC bosses. With of course the implication (unstated) that this means he is ready to leave because he isn't happy at the BBC any more. So basically its idle speculation, casual extrapolation of what-ifs and maybes - but its The Sun, what do people expect? Facts or something?

[jocky85]

Work, already. And its only 9:20.

I need a new job

[MK Chris]

Have a * laugh, most people who don't work shifts start work at 9 or before.

[jocky85]

I did start at 9? I'm not following your point