[Johnny 1989]

This is making me smile today.

I hate that man.

Hurrah! Can't stand the twat, he shouldn't be playing football anyway, he should be doing community service.

Maybes.

I'd still tap it though...

*In mock * accent* - Foots you slaaaaag! You'd tap anything wouldn't you

[foot-loose]

Maybes.

I'd still tap it though...

*In mock * accent* - Foots you slaaaaag! You'd tap anything wouldn't you

Is that an offer...?

[Johnny 1989]

Maybes.

I'd still tap it though...

*In mock * accent* - Foots you slaaaaag! You'd tap anything wouldn't you

Is that an offer...?

No no, I only go for women, not blokes allowed

[Johnny 1989]

I meant NO blokes allowed, me & my stupid typing

[foot-loose]

I only go for women, not blokes allowed

You *.

[Sunny So Cal]

Ha. I bet Johnny hasn't been called that before.

[Zoot]

http://islandreefjob.com/

"Tourism Queensland is seeking applicants for the best job in the world! The role of Island
Caretaker is a six-month contract, based on luxurious Hamilton Island in the Great Barrier
Reef. It’s a live-in position with flexible working hours and key responsibilities include
exploring the islands of the Great Barrier Reef to discover what the area has to offer.
You’ll be required to report back on your adventures to Tourism Queensland
headquarters in Brisbane (and the rest of the world) via weekly blogs, photo diary, video
updates and ongoing media interviews. On offer is a unique opportunity to help promote
the wondrous Islands of the Great Barrier Reef."

Pretty amazing, But I think my ultimate job would be working for Pixar.

[MK Chris]

Oh I will. I'll wait til he's sleeping and not hogging the duvet around him.

I get in trouble for hogging the duvet, I maintain that its lies

I'm sometimes lucky to get any duvet at all...

http://islandreefjob.com/

"Tourism Queensland is seeking applicants for the best job in the world! The role of Island
Caretaker is a six-month contract, based on luxurious Hamilton Island in the Great Barrier
Reef. It’s a live-in position with flexible working hours and key responsibilities include
exploring the islands of the Great Barrier Reef to discover what the area has to offer.
You’ll be required to report back on your adventures to Tourism Queensland
headquarters in Brisbane (and the rest of the world) via weekly blogs, photo diary, video
updates and ongoing media interviews. On offer is a unique opportunity to help promote
the wondrous Islands of the Great Barrier Reef."


Pretty amazing, But I think my ultimate job would be working for Pixar.

I saw that when it was first advertised. Imagine the number of applicants they'd have had to sift through! I'm not sure what my dream job would be actually.

[MK Chris]

Oh... and I'm smiling because I'm still alive after going for a drive with Cat...

[catherine]

I was brilliant!

[MK Chris]

You do learn quickly, you did very well I thought. And I'm not the greatest of teachers.

[Boboff]

Get a Room!

[MK Chris]

Ha fair comment, sorry Boboff.

[Bonanzoid]

I've got myself a summer job back home and have been offered work experience with a local newspaper. Sweet!

[SAV1OUR]

Chris on This Morning.

They've done his dressing room up this time and filled it with poncy tat, of which he is nicking some of.

[methuk]

Chelsea losing

[Bonanzoid]

Chelsea losing

I echo that.

The scenes in our Spanish bar when Iniesta scored last night...holy shit. It was pandemonium!

[Sunny So Cal]

Tea.

[foot-loose]

Tea.

Ewe.


(think about it)

[MK Chris]

Talking about Walnut Whips...

Cat: the way they work is they're like a pyramid, except not triangular.. they have a circle base, but they're not a cylinder because they go up to a point.
Me: you mean a cone?
Cat: ....yes. Shut up.

[Yudster]

Your girlfriend is funny.

[Zoot]

Talking about Walnut Whips...

Cat: the way they work is they're like a pyramid, except not triangular.. they have a circle base, but they're not a cylinder because they go up to a point.
Me: you mean a cone?
Cat: ....yes. Shut up.

Haha, it's not to late to run you know!

[methuk]

Is there a Chris Moyles forum Wedding.

Do I get to see Nicola in a hat (only a hat)

[Yudster]

Making me smile yesterday was running into the legend that is Chris Walker, one of the best squash players the world has ever seen and the only person in the world I would leave my husband for. Poor Chris, he moved all the way to America just to preserve my marriage! I'll find a picture of him and stick it in the beautiful people thread because he is.

[methuk]

Yudster?

Who?

And he isn't the only person you would leave your husband for. Topher tells me he has to keep on batting you off because you want to spend the rest of your life with him.