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By Johnny 1989
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The lunatic who is sitting opposite me won't shut the f*** up complaining about how s*** the firm is & it's really getting me down at the moment to be honest. :x
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By Sunny So Cal
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Garage door repair is ridiculously costly. I want to scream or slap someone.
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By Johnny 1989
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Sunny So Cal wrote:Garage door repair is ridiculously costly. I want to scream or slap someone.


You can slap the silly cow that sits opposite me if you want :lol:
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By Sunny So Cal
#382483
You do realize that would just give her one more thing to complain about, right?
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By Johnny 1989
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Sunny So Cal wrote:You do realize that would just give her one more thing to complain about, right?


Not if you smack her square in the gob she wouldn't :lol:
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By foot-loose
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Bonanzoid wrote:I flew back with Ryanair from Stansted to Sevilla yesterday, and when I got off, after a rapid descent I couldn't hear anything out my left ear. Woke up this morning, my hearing's fine but there was blood on my pillow and my nose was pissing out blood like a burst water main. Is this bad?

YES!

Blood is never a good thing.
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By Andy B
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Got woke up at six by my missus who'd had a bad dream about the dogs getting run over. She was in floods of tears and wouldn't go back to sleep. She's now gone back to being over protective towards the dogs. Stupidly so. I'm sure it'll pass but it's bloody annoying and detrimental.
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By S4B
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foot-loose wrote:Bloody women!


I thought it was "Bloody wumin"? Don't confuse me by spelling things correctly!

foot-loose wrote:
Bonanzoid wrote:I flew back with Ryanair from Stansted to Sevilla yesterday, and when I got off, after a rapid descent I couldn't hear anything out my left ear. Woke up this morning, my hearing's fine but there was blood on my pillow and my nose was pissing out blood like a burst water main. Is this bad?

YES!

Blood is never a good thing.


Seconded - did it stop or are you still bleeding? If you are I'm guessing you may die soon.
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By Johnny 1989
#382592
The gang of 20-30 youths crowding round, one threatening to "bust up" another because he looked at him & then after one them got on the bus one of the stupid little c*nts then started whacking his belt on the bus window tell him "this is a warning". He's stupid little dopey c*nt of a mate was then kicking the bus as it drove off.

I would have loved to have stuck them in a room, give them all guns, let them shoot the shit out of each other & the winners prize is to be shot also.

One day I hope to have kids but I fear for them especially if the current lot act up like a bunch of raging, slobbering animals that really should have been used for "chemical testing" :x :x :x :x :x

You can tell this wound me up today can't you!!!!
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By Andy B
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Death's too good for them! All teenagers should be shot at birth I think.
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By foot-loose
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S4B wrote:
foot-loose wrote:Bloody women!


I thought it was "Bloody wumin"? Don't confuse me by spelling things correctly!

*wummin

If you are gonna correct me, at least correct me correctly!
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By Johnny 1989
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Andy B wrote:Death's too good for them! All teenagers should be shot at birth I think.


Not all of them, some are alright & are actually quite polite.

However these "street kids" who "know what it's like to live in the Bronx" are c*nts, no two ways about it.
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By catherine
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I think Gordon Ramsey is going to go down the plughole soon enough. Can't believe 50 percent of his courses on his three star Michelin restaurant menu are ordered in. No wonder when he played football all his fellow footballers called him billy bullshit. People wonder why his menu is so cheap!
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By Johnny 1989
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Yet again a another gang of little * adorned Ilford Town Centre, yet again a stupid reason to fight however thankfully my bus was waitign at me at the bus stop so I didn't watch these morons grunting at each other again.

And to think 10 years ago Ilford was an alright place to live, not anymore, complete shitehole :x :x :x :x

Oh I wish I could move :cry:
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By S4B
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foot-loose wrote:
S4B wrote:
foot-loose wrote:Bloody women!


I thought it was "Bloody wumin"? Don't confuse me by spelling things correctly!

*wummin

If you are gonna correct me, at least correct me correctly!


I sit corrected! I do love you Foot-Loose xx
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By MK Chris
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On a slightly related (well, press related) note, I was reading some interesting articles on Paul Dacre, the long-standing and reclusive editor of The Daily Mail yesterday. It's fair to say that any newspaper is driven by the views of its editor, but in Paul Dacre's case, it would seem to be on a totally different scale to the others. The guy is The Daily Mail personified - to the point where I don't think it would be an exaggeration to call him dangerous. Fair enough, Piers Morgan was a dreadful editor and the Iraq photo mock ups were absolutely disgusting by anybody's standards, but Dacre would seem to be pretty much the most powerful journalist in the country... with the second biggest circulation in the country (behind The Sun, but arguably wielding more power.) This is an old article but very interesting for those who are interested in what (or rather who) drives The Daily Mail's crazy ideas, this is a report on a rare appearance in front of the Public Administration Committee to explain his behaviour and this is a nice rebuttal of his speech at the Hugh Cudlipp Lecture a couple of years ago. Personally I think they're all worth a read.

A nasty man who shames his country far more than the 'scourges' he vilifies.
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By jocky85
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Johnny 1989 wrote:Yet again a another gang of little * adorned Ilford Town Centre, yet again a stupid reason to fight however thankfully my bus was waitign at me at the bus stop so I didn't watch these morons grunting at each other again.

And to think 10 years ago Ilford was an alright place to live, not anymore, complete shitehole :x :x :x :x

Oh I wish I could move :cry:


Agreed, I used to go there on a regular basis about 10years ago, plus the Odeon at Gants Hill and I was 13 then!
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