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By S4B
#381023
Boboff that is RIDICULOUS! You would be a fabulous foster parent as, I'm sure, would Mrs Boboff. Sounds just like where I grew up to be honest and I, nor my three siblings, have ever even broken a bone! There must be a rite of appeal somewhere!
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By foot-loose
#381028
I can think of plenty of reasons why someone would be declined to be a foster parent.

Having a big * off house with lots of open space is not one of them though. Get a second opinion. Then get a third.

Then * it - do what someone suggested and go to the papers. If you can't beat em, join em.
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By Andy B
#381057
* it, Boboff, move to a shifty council estate in some hell hole in the midlands, preferably next to a crack dealer and a house crammed full of illegaly human trafficked, Eastern European, sex workers. Promise you'll beat the kid senseless everyday for the slightest infraction and deny social workers visiting rights. They'll snap you up.

Twats.
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By Bruvva
#381064
S4B wrote: There must be a rite of appeal somewhere!


*Stares*

Do have to wear robes and chant during this rite?
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By Bruvva
#381065
Gah, missed out the important "you" in that post.

Bugger.
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By foot-loose
#381070
Bruvva wrote:
S4B wrote: There must be a rite of appeal somewhere!


*Stares*

Do have to wear robes and chant during this rite?

*Stares*

For the greater good...
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By Nicola_Red
#381087
As soon as we got to April, like clockwork, my allergies started. So I've had to start taking tablets again and they're knocking me out. So then i drink more coffee during the day to stay awake, and then can't sleep at night. Last night was my third night on the run of very little sleep and I feel like a zombie today. I also end up eating junk cos I'm so tired and fed up and if that carries on I'll end up gaining weight and get even more fed up. Something needs to be done about this. I need my medication sorting out and *sob* I might need to quit the caffeine. Bad times.
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By Andy B
#381090
Mine's started playing up as well... I hate taking tablets.
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By TIAL
#381097
I'm sure I heard either that or a clip of that a couple of weeks ago. Wish I could remember where it was from though.

Not sure what I think of Will Self to be honest. We studied a couple of his books a while ago, I think the lecturer put it best when he described them as 'mental masturbation' - it does come across like he unnecessarily complicates simple ideas in his work.

Still, he was great against Littlejohn.
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By Yudster
#381101
I don't know anything about Richard Littlejohn but I know that Will Self is a dreadful parody of self-proclaimed intellect and wisdom disguising a total and complete arse. I haven't clicked that link, but I suspect that they may be a match made n heaven.
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By Johnny 1989
#381102
I think Will Self is a smug git but Richard LittleJohn is a complete c**t, I remember his show on Carlton (London) and I wanted to punch him in the face everytime he spoke. :lol:
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By SAV1OUR
#381109
I ended up laughing at this:

CAMPBELL: Is what you wrote about the man who called Two Jags, that's a name you coined: "He's a chimp, a pustulating boil of resentment and class hatred, a chippy, thin-skinned puffed up laughing stock, an ocean-going tub of lard, groaning with arrogance, ego, hypocrisy, and inferiority, he's an inadequate, inarticulate embarrassment, a disgrace to Britain at home and abroad." ...Do you sometimes think that this is a human being you're talking about?

LITTLEJOHN: Nah.

I believe Littlejohn resides firmly in the Daily Heil these days, a fitting retirement home for such an old bigoted bastard, he can rot away there nicely.
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By Yudster
#381112
Well to be fair, he WAS talking about John Prescott.........
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By SAV1OUR
#381114
The bastards at Ofcom have dragged Moyles into Sachsgate, wasn't enough that BBC have been fined 150 grand:

'In a related ruling, Ofcom found Chris Moyles's Radio 1 breakfast show breached broadcasting rules by allowing Brand to refer to Georgina Baillie during an appearance on the programme.

On the show, broadcast on 21 October, Brand said he had "in inverted commas, recently 'met'" a woman he described as "Andrew Sachs's granddaughter".

The comedian went on to laughingly claim he had "'met' her brains out."

Though Miss Baillie was not named in the programme, Ofcom found she was likely to be identifiable and that it had therefore infringed her privacy."

I think thats finally the end of this nonsense now. (As if!)
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By Munki Bhoy
#381123
Miss Baillie, WHO IS IN A * BAND CALLED SATANIC SLUTS, might just have implied she has been 'met' many times by doing so.

Ofcom are just a bunch of jobsworths and I'm sick of hearing about them pandering to small minorities.
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By Johnny 1989
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I've had a really weird day, they've told us at our firm that we are relocating & that all of us in our department are safe (job wise) however about half of the office have been made redundant, so mixed feelings at the moment.
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By Andy B
#381165
Had a shit night tonight. Loads of people left early and of course who get's the blame for playing weird music, me. The wired music in question however is exactly what I was asked to play in the first bloody place. You can't win.
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By Yudster
#381189
Andy B wrote:Had a shit night tonight. Loads of people left early and of course who get's the blame for playing weird music, me. The wired music in question however is exactly what I was asked to play in the first bloody place. You can't win.

You can win though - you do it by pointing out to the person who is blaming you that you are doing what you were asked to do, and you use the original request (which of course you have in writing, because you aren't a complete tit, are you......) to back yourself up.
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By S4B
#381199
Yudster wrote:(which of course you have in writing, because you aren't a complete tit, are you......)


*Absolutely dies laughing!*

I love you Yuds!
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