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By Andy B
#377336
Great Boo's up Edmund.
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By foot-loose
#377362
Munki Bhoy wrote:Fake breasts?!

See the little goblin, see his little feet. And his little nosey-wosey, isn't the goblin sweet?!


Andy B wrote:Great Boo's up Edmund.

:lol:
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By S4B
#377370
Andy B Strap on a pair! If you wanna go to V then go! If it was your sister I'd be on Mrs B's side but it's not so go to V!
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By Andy B
#377388
Not that simple. I promised her ages ago that I'd go with her. I don't like to break my promises.
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By Yudster
#377391
Well that does make a difference I have to admit - but under the circumstances, if it was me I'd be ok with you changing your mind to go to V. I can't see the benefit to either your girlfriend or her sister in you going to this wedding unwillingly. If I was your missus I'd probably sulk for a couple of hours, but I'd be fine with you going really - I mean its not as thought she needs you to drive or anything. Ask her nicely, you never know.
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By Blinko Glick
#377398
Today cookers on blink annoy the BG.
Roast is not cookedy, snarsnips be squidgy and yorkie pudds flattery pancake like.
Also the step BG vommity in kitchen making wet stinky pepperoni carpet.
Not nice with smell or look.
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By Boboff
#377459
Blinko Glick wrote:Today cookers on blink annoy the BG.
Roast is not cookedy, snarsnips be squidgy and yorkie pudds flattery pancake like.
Also the step BG vommity in kitchen making wet stinky pepperoni carpet.
Not nice with smell or look.


Um, what nationality are you? It's just that this makes little or no sense, so if you are English you are a tititititititit, if you are not then I can make allowances.
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By Blinko Glick
#377463
Nasty boboff.
I are but stupidy english.
So tititittitiit in your head mayhaps, but not in mine.
I am a lovely.
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By TIAL
#377464
Are you doing that thing where you type English into a Japanese translator, translate it into Japanese and then back into English?

Or should I say...

Do you do place that which and you type English in a Japanese translator as for you and translate it into Japanese and retreats in English next?
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By Blinko Glick
#377469
No it is my head through keyboard which makes the sentences.
I want for the BG to be entertaining, but fear it comes across as annoyingness.
England is the good language, but playfulness with it is also fun.
Agree?
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By Munki Bhoy
#377486
charlalottie wrote:Psychology coursework. Just why?

Sounds more like Philosophy to me.
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By Blinko Glick
#377493
boboff wrote:
Blinko Glick wrote:Today cookers on blink annoy the BG.
Roast is not cookedy, snarsnips be squidgy and yorkie pudds flattery pancake like.
Also the step BG vommity in kitchen making wet stinky pepperoni carpet.
Not nice with smell or look.


Um, what nationality are you? It's just that this makes little or no sense, so if you are English you are a tititititititit, if you are not then I can make allowances.


Translation: For the needy peeps:

Broken cookers are annoying me today.
The roast is not cooked, the parsnips are soft and the yorkshire puddings are as flat as pancakes.
My step son threw up on the kitchen floor covering it in half digested pepperoni, which both looked and smelled quite horrible.
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By Boboff
#377496
Thank you, that is so much better, before it did seem like you were "special" I can now see that you are having some fun which is fine by me, but you may be in trouble with a few of the less tolerant members who frequent these parts.
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By Yudster
#377516
I think that if you ditched the pretend West Country patois crossed with the gormless idiot style, you would be quite nice to have around BG.
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By Sunny So Cal
#377536
Hahaha. I love you, Yuds. I briefly wondered if BG was bob having a laugh.
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By Yudster
#377541
Blinko Glick wrote:Nasty Yudster.

This opinion makes you far from unique.

Blinko Glick wrote:I are a lovely.

A lovely what?
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By Zoot
#377544
I think if the Comedian Jethro got hold of The One Ring for a long period of time, he'd turn into something similar to BG
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By Blinko Glick
#377583
Though the BG hails from Plymouth, the BG has not a wess countrian lingo speak.
The BG speaks his own nice talkness.
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By Blinko Glick
#377584
Blinko Glick wrote:I are a lovely.

A lovely what?[/quote]

Exactly nasty Yudster.
I are a lovely what. A thing. A wotsit of niceness.
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