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By Munki Bhoy
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timp wrote:annoying me today...work quite simply...really cant be arsed for it.

I have that feeling today too. It's always stronger after the sales guys talk to me with their latest news.

Usually results in me going "oh good, another presales meeting where I try and convince the customer they don't want what they think they want"

I should be thankful I have a job I suppose, but there's only so many "no, don't use this product" meetings I can take.
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By Johnny 1989
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charlalottie wrote:Annoying me is this stupid coldy cough thing that won't go away and isn't letting me sleep nor breathe properly. I'm fed up of it.


I've just got that cold :(
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By superjake
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charlalottie wrote:Annoying me is this stupid coldy cough thing that won't go away and isn't letting me sleep nor breathe properly. I'm fed up of it.

A lot of people I know have this - I'm fairly sure it's going to be coming for me soon.
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By superjake
#375926
Oh, and listening to everyone constantly, constantly coughing and spluttering is really getting on my nerves. I really just want to shout at them to shut up!
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By Yudster
#375938
You should try that and see what happens.
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By Zoot
#375945
A big direction sign board is going up at one of the sites I deal with today. It's a huge board with tennants names plus a massive plan of the site with a big blob on it stating 'You Are Here'. It's to go up at the entrance of the site.
I've just had the guy who's putting the sign up on the phone asking me where I want it put up. I had to tell him to look at the site plan on the sign (which is over 3 meters tall, 7 meters long), and put it where the 'You Are Here' mark is.

Common Sense, how I remember thee.
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By Boboff
#375950
Maybe he wasn't where you are here is. If that was the case your sign would have strictly been wrong at the time, however is he moved to where you are here was, well where it is, then the sign would be right, and he could erect it without fear of contradiction.
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By Yudster
#375951
Where am I?
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By Zoot
#375952
boboff wrote:Maybe he wasn't where you are here is. If that was the case your sign would have strictly been wrong at the time, however is he moved to where you are here was, well where it is, then the sign would be right, and he could erect it without fear of contradiction.


Huh?
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By Nicola_Red
#375956
Evolutionary biology is annoying me today. The fact that women are genetically pre-programmed to almost immediately want to settle down, marry and make babies with any man they sleep with. I shan't go into details, but I really wish there was a way to circumvent that little fact of life.
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By Yudster
#375957
I'd dispute its a fact - but haven't you already circumvented it anyway?
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By Nicola_Red
#375958
Kinda. But kinda not. *sigh* I'm just kinda down that the guy I hooked up with at the weekend doesn't wanna do it again. He has a decent reason (he's friends with my flatmate), and he wasn't even that good, and yet still I find myself feeling...ah, I dunno. I'm just being a bit pathetic.
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By Munki Bhoy
#375965
Maybe you just can't be arsed with all the baggage that goes with meeting new people. I have always preferred the settled period once you've been with the person a while.

Mind you, I was crap at meeting people. I still don't know how to pull. I'm doomed to be a singleton if I ever split up with my current girlfriend. Well, unless I pull the same stunt again and get setup by a mate (actually, it's a lot more complicated than that and involved his sister).
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By jocky85
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nicola_red wrote:Kinda. But kinda not. *sigh* I'm just kinda down that the guy I hooked up with at the weekend doesn't wanna do it again. He has a decent reason (he's friends with my flatmate), and he wasn't even that good, and yet still I find myself feeling...ah, I dunno. I'm just being a bit pathetic.


Know what you mean. I still like this guy that finished with me about a month ago (apparently isnt/wasnt over his ex - debatable now seeing as it seems he's now got his eye on sum1 else - so much for needing more time) Was just happy feeling comfortable with him, could talk to him about stuff and we had a laugh. Scared myself realising I might actually want to settle down - I hate dating!!

Has any1 found that off switch for feelings? He seems to (although he had to completely disappear on me for it to happen) but he wont tell me where he found it!!

Cue the abuse - I'm ready!
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By Bruvva
#375980
Johnny 1989 wrote:Penge?


I hear it's very nice although I've never been there myself.


And if anyone gets that reference, I'll buy you a cookie.
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By Yudster
#375984
Da da de da da!

Gimme cookie.
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By Zoot
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superjake wrote:It's not really annoying, but I'm finding some peoples avatars on here a bit scary - especially Johnny 1989 and Yudster's.


Says the guy who has an avatar of a cartoon charter who's famous for dying in weird and gruesome ways....
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By catherine
#376025
I've burnt the tip of a finger and both thumbs, gah. Also Mike put me with somebody so * stupid, we had eight elements of the dish to prep for he did 1 and went for a break, I did 7 and didn't have a break. He also put Mike's massive recipe folder on the hot stove and burnt it all. Stupid, stupid, stupid. When I tell him he has done something wrong he says you can talk?!?! What the * is that about. I'm all hot and bothered.
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By S4B
#376028
nicola_red wrote:Kinda. But kinda not. *sigh* I'm just kinda down that the guy I hooked up with at the weekend doesn't wanna do it again. He has a decent reason (he's friends with my flatmate), and he wasn't even that good, and yet still I find myself feeling...ah, I dunno. I'm just being a bit pathetic.


I know exactly what you mean Nic. I have decided that, at times like this. it's our pride that is hurt and that wanting the unobtainable! Move on you know it makes sense
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By MK Chris
#376087
The fact that the artist of the current Golden Hour song eludes me is pissing me off mightily.
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By Boboff
#376089
catherine wrote:I've burnt the tip of a finger and both thumbs, gah. Also Mike put me with somebody so * stupid, we had eight elements of the dish to prep for he did 1 and went for a break, I did 7 and didn't have a break. He also put Mike's massive recipe folder on the hot stove and burnt it all. Stupid, stupid, stupid. When I tell him he has done something wrong he says you can talk?!?! What the * is that about. I'm all hot and bothered.


He sounds very stupid Cat, get revenge by gently touching his private parts to get him aroused then when the boss walks by point at it and say "Yuk that's gross you dirty pervert, why do you keep walking past me and poking me, I thought you had your boner in your hand" (A boner is a small knife in Culinary circles, as well as a slang term for a male erection)
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