[MK Chris]

I wish I'd taken languages more seriously in general. My dad speaks fluent French and my nan was a French teacher, so I actually had a head start, but I wasn't interested at the time.

[Munki Bhoy]

If I had to pick a language I'd really like to learn it would probably be Polish due to my family background. That and the fact it's quite close to Russian (at least spoken if not written) and the rest of the Slavonic languages. It would be useful to know a non-latin based one.

[foot-loose]

Klingon?

[Bonanzoid]

I wish I could have done Spanish at school. We had either French or German. I did German, and it only ever came in handy when I went over for the last World Cup.

Same here, I don't think Spanish is on offer at schools in Scotland at all. I only started it 2 years ago at uni.

[MK Chris]

I know 'uno cerveza por favor' (I think that's right). Obviously that's the main thing.

I could have done two languages if I'd wanted, I had to do at least one (I chose French) and another language was one of the options in the 'extra' column if I remember correctly, but I think I picked Business Studies instead.

[Bonanzoid]

I know 'uno cerveza por favor' (I think that's right). Obviously that's the main thing.

I could have done two languages if I'd wanted, I had to do at least one (I chose French) and another language was one of the options in the 'extra' column if I remember correctly, but I think I picked Business Studies instead.

Una. Sorry.

[MK Chris]

Haha * masculine / feminine. Almost - they'd know what I was on about.

[Andy B]

Dos Cervesa por favor y mi amigo tengo dinero.

Perdon, so loco ingles turista. - That means I can do anything and get away with it.

[Andy B]

Crazy English tourist. It makes all the difference.

And the first one is two beers and my friend has money. Ok it's not perfect but neithers my Spanish. I never had lessons, I learned what I know on the streets!

[Johnny 1989]

National Express East Anglia for closing the GER between Liverpool Street & Shenfield & deciding not to run a rail replacement service along side the 25 & 86, two bloody hours to get back from Baker Street

[Bonanzoid]

Dos Cervesa por favor y mi amigo tengo dinero.

Perdon, so loco ingles turista. - That means I can do anything and get away with it.

Dos cervezas por favor, y mi amigo tiene el dinero.

Perdon, soy una loca turista inglesa.

You're welcome.

[Munki Bhoy]

Perdon, soy una loca turista inglesa.

I would hope you're not using that one!

[Bonanzoid]

Nope, just being el bastardo and correcting Andy.

[Sunny So Cal]

I took 3 years of high school Spanish. Comes in handy here (obviously) but it was sooooooooooooooooooooooo long ago that I only remember certain words and phrases. I won't elaborate. Oh, and my mother's German so, I know a wee bit of that, too. She reverts to German when she's angry and shouting. I took a year of French but, ha, that was 8th grade and I barely remember junior high. Ha. I barely remember yesterday.

[Yudster]

I want to learn Italian. Partly because I want to go to Italy, and partly because it has the reputation of being fairly easy to get to a reasonable level in.

[Zoot]

I don't know what the hell they are doing upstairs, but our office stinks of some kind of industrial glue. It won't be long before someone starts moaning.

[Andy B]

Nope, just being el bastardo and correcting Andy.

Whenever I go to Spain people always have trouble understanding me. I speak slang and Chilean Slang at that. Get rid of all una, uno and don't pronounce the letter S unless it's at absolutely neccesary.

Dos Cervesa becomes Doh Eveahah

Mas O Menos becomes Ma O Meno.

Oh and Cervesa gets you a bottle of beer. If you want draught you ask for Chop.

Doh Shop Por Favor.

The Chilean for baby is Guagua pronounced WaaWaa.
So much easier.

[TIAL]

Why does Chris always play the same line of the new Pink song randomly throughout the show? He plays it and then just carries on talking.

"The quiet scares me 'cause it speaks the truth" - am I missing something here?

[Sunny So Cal]

Joys of being old I presume?

Just wait, missy. Just you wait.

I don't think languages is my thing. Nor anything really.

Ohh, Lottie. That reads as quite pathetic. Chin up.

Why does Chris always play the same line of the new Pink song randomly throughout the show? He plays it and then just carries on talking.

"The quiet scares me 'cause it speaks the truth" - am I missing something here?

I don't think you're missing anything. Maybe he just finds it annoying because they keep thinking the song is over and/or are worried the emergency system might kick in from silence?

[Andy B]

Why does Chris always play the same line of the new Pink song randomly throughout the show? He plays it and then just carries on talking.

"The quiet scares me 'cause it speaks the truth" - am I missing something here?

It's to do with the line precedding that one. The same reason he leaves a big gap. It's a running gag.

[Boboff]

Hmm the rain is annoying me.

High Tides, lots of rain, the snow is melting. The river has burst it's banks, High tide at 4.9mts at 6.30 in the morning, the only thing is the wind is moving round to the North which helps push it out........ Do I roll out the carpet or not?

It's a bitch you know.

[MK Chris]

Why does Chris always play the same line of the new Pink song randomly throughout the show? He plays it and then just carries on talking.

"The quiet scares me 'cause it speaks the truth" - am I missing something here?

It's to do with the line precedding that one. The same reason he leaves a big gap. It's a running gag.

In that big gap, was today the first time he played Will's music really quietly? First time I've noticed.

[Munki Bhoy]

He played Will's Music today? Are you sure it wasn't just in your head?!

[MK Chris]

I swear... unless I'm getting it mixed up, it was really quietly in the gap in the Pink song.

[Munki Bhoy]

Time to get the iPlayer out...

Does anyone else feel weird listening to cheesy song when it's not half 6 in the morning?!