[MK Chris]

He was drunk. I don't think that's enough to say though.

[Yudster]

I'm hungover tae *. *.

* *.

Who says tequila is a good idea? And gay bars have way too many gay folk in them. *.

*dies*

Tequila is never a good idea. Tequila in a gay bar is just asking for it. Did you get it?

[foot-loose]

I don't think so.

*dies*

[Bonanzoid]

Fewtz, haven't you learned yet? The only bad thing about gay bars is that they're full of gay people.

[Bonanzoid]

I can't find any online resources that'd help me teach English Christmas stuff to 6 year old Frenchlings. Dammit!

[Bonanzoid]

As much as that'd help me, I don't know if I'd have a job really. I found something eventually, those kids ruddy love colouring shit in.

[rustybike]

Got the three red rings of death on my xbox console today. It's a sad day.

If you don't know what that means; it's like treading in dog poo with your bare feet on or getting a kick in the nuts. Hopefully the guys at xbox will fix it for me, if not, I think I may have to burn my flexible friend at Game.

I'm sad.

[catherine]

Depends when you bought it, I believe they extended the warranty to 3 years (or it may be 2) for people who get the ring of death.

[Munki Bhoy]

Most of this weekend has annoyed me, from football results (it's draw week apparently) to the x-factor result, to the weather, to my new trousers being too long for me...

[MK Chris]

If the X-Factor result has annoyed you, frankly, you need to get out a bit more.

[foot-loose]

Are you pregnant? You seem a right moody cow at the moment.

[Munki Bhoy]

X-Factor only annoys me because I used to like Christmas number one battles. It's just rubbish now, worse when the product is as bad as it is this year.

And no I'm not pregnant, I'm leaving that to an unusually high number of people I know.

[MK Chris]

And no I'm not pregnant, I'm leaving that to an unusually high number of people I know.

I think he was asking me.

[Bonanzoid]

The possibility of yet another strike here. Don't people realise if they did a proper job more people would sympathise?

[Munki Bhoy]

There's a rumour we're about to sell our best player (Aiden McGeady) because he's had a fall out with Gordon Strachan. The wee prat has been at him all season for one thing or another and it finally spilled over in the dressing room after the draw with Hearts on Saturday. The rumour is the board will back the manager (again) and Aiden's off to the Premiership or Bayern Munich in January.

If that's the case, I'll actually stop going.

[foot-loose]

Something else has been nicked in kent?

[Johnny 1989]

That every f****ing f***wit has held all of their work back over the last three months & now wants me to do it all by Christmas Ever :X :X :X :X

[English Bob]

I'm annoyed because when I posted the youtube clip of Dom and Dave singing My Lamb Bhuna on a links board, it was met with outright hostility! I believe the first comments were along the lines of 'what a pair of unfunny c**ts' and 'unfunny, awful, worst link ever posted'. I guess the irrational Moyles hatred extends to his team aswell

[Johnny 1989]

I'm annoyed because when I posted the youtube clip of Dom and Dave singing My Lamb Bhuna on a links board, it was met with outright hostility! I believe the first comments were along the lines of 'what a pair of unfunny c**ts' and 'unfunny, awful, worst link ever posted'. I guess the irrational Moyles hatred extends to his team aswell

Shame really, most Moyles haters dislike him because he's fat & loud, much like Evans because he's ginger & loud. Obviously people are jealous that they haven't had the success they have.

[catherine]

I'm not well, got a stupid cold off a stupid person. I can't even see grandad in hospital until I'm better either.

[rustybike]

Depends when you bought it, I believe they extended the warranty to 3 years (or it may be 2) for people who get the ring of death.

Thank god. I've called xbox and they're coming to pick it up in a couple of days. Whoo hoo.

[MK Chris]

I still say the Ring of Death could be the title of a gay porn film. Can you confirm this foot-loose?

[rustybike]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[foot-loose]

I still say the Ring of Death could be the title of a gay porn film. Can you confirm this foot-loose?

I don't go in for the commercial stuff.

[Munki Bhoy]

I still say the Ring of Death could be the title of a gay porn film. Can you confirm this foot-loose?

Rule 34.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index. ... e_Internet in case you've never heard of them.