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By MK Chris
#367159
My * sister's arsehole of a * boyfriend.

So we're at my mum's for dinner, myself, my stepsister Gemma and her boyfriend Graham and my other stepsister Michelle, plus Joel, my sister and *. My mum has picked them up (due to a recent situation that left my sister without a car) and was planning to drop them back, but Gemma and Graham offered to do that, as they live closer - but that meant Joel's car seat had to be changed over to their car. What ensued was a heated discussion during which my sister was trying her best not to be visibly upset when he refused to do it because she finds it difficult to do. In the end I went out with Graham and did it - and it was a real * bitch - but that * should have done it in the first place. He then had the * cheek to come out and ask if we've finished when we basically had finished and moan about my sister, saying that he told her to get a different seat that was easier to fit.

Arsehole * wanker prick.

I feel better now.
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By S4B
#367170
Still ill but not as ill as Yuds friend so things could be worse. I actually have a day off tomorrow so a whole day in bed for me to try and shake this revolting virus.
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By Andy B
#367181
My mum always said fresh air and exercise did people the world of good. I however favour a thick duvet, DVDs or crap telly and a big bowl of piping hot chicken soup with a couple of doorstop wedges of crusty bread. Get well soon.

Anyhoo annoying me today is: rushing round the house trying to get ready for my interview, can't find my belt, can't find my jacket, can't find my passport, have to do my hair. Leaving the house when my train leaves in 3 minutes time. Running to the station praying there's no queue, just managing to jump on the train to Reading as the doors were beeping, just managing to find a seat, not having my headphones so unable to listen to moyles, finally getting to the hotel with 3 minutes to spare, asking the girl on reception which room we're in to be told...

"But that's on Thursday isn't it?"

I've had this date in my mind for 2 weeks now, I've cancelled other things for this. It's been there in black and White in the email all along. The same email I looked at last night to check I had everything! How can one man be so stupid with only the one head? The only thing that consoles me is the fact that at least I was 3 days early instead of 3 days late!
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By S4B
#367186
Phoned the Drs surgery to talk to the nurse to see if there's any more I can do and she's made me an appointment to see the doctor. I feel stupid wasting the drs time with a cold!
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By MK Chris
#367187
I'd have thought the obvious answer to that would be "don't waste the doctor's time with a cold then".
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By S4B
#367188
I tried not to Topher but the Nurse said I should be checked out as it has been going on since 3rd Nov! Hmph! Off to the drs now, I'll report back in later unless I can persuade them that euthanasia is the way to go!
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By MK Chris
#367189
...a * cold.

Get a grip. I had a little moan about my own cold a while back, but I certainly didn't rush to the doctors.
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By Yudster
#367196
Andy B wrote:.............. How can one man be so stupid with only the one head?

There are SO many responses to that..............
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By Boboff
#367197
Leave it !

It's not really annoying me, but I took my Porkers to the Slaughter this morning. Took one hour to get them in the trailer, couldn't sleep so was up at 4, and left at 6.30, dead by 8, home, trailer cleaned and 4x4 stuck in mud by 10.30. I am knacker ed and it's not even Midday.

Kids did so well helping them get into the trailer, very proud of them. They were really brave and committed to getting it done. Ms Bobette said after "yum, can't wait to try some yummy Pork!"
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By Andy B
#367200
I love the way you just throw in "dead by 8". I couldn't do it, if I had raised an animal I don't think I could drive it off somewhere to have it killed so I could then eat it. I'd develop too much of an emotional attachment. I'm far happier just imagining that pork comes into existence behind the plastic flaps in the supermarket.

Now that they've cloned a human windpipe (trachea?) can they not just clone pork chops and chicken breast? Far easier and vegetarians would be happier.
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By S4B
#367203
Topher wrote:...a * cold.

Get a grip. I had a little moan about my own cold a while back, but I certainly didn't rush to the doctors.


* off!! I have severe sinusitis! I have drugs and a telling off for not having been in sooner!
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By MK Chris
#367209
Well, sinusitis is different, but you yourself referred to it as a 'cold'. Sinusitis can be nasty, I'll grant you.
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By S4B
#367210
I thought it was a cold - apparently it's not. Shows why I'm not a doctor! I am now in bed with a bag of stuff to make me feel better.
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By rustybike
#367240
Munki Bhoy wrote:
rustybike wrote:I can never seem to take a good picture which is annoying me. I'm now online, in partial PCSO uniform and I still look like a tit despite smiling. I just can't do it! Grrrr!!


Taking photos of you in partial uniform with a smile? Is this some kind of kinky sex thing?


hehe (my previous comment did sound quite bad actually). It's just the Sussex Police site that I'm now on that I'm moaning about. Despite a good photographer and 3 various shots of me, they chose the worst one. Bugger knows what the others looked like.

In other news, I also have a cold despite avoiding every sick person I know.
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By ladbroke
#367266
S4B wrote:
Topher wrote:...a * cold.

Get a grip. I had a little moan about my own cold a while back, but I certainly didn't rush to the doctors.


* off!! I have severe sinusitis! I have drugs and a telling off for not having been in sooner!


Sinusitis, now that makes you feel like shit. I've never known pain like it. I get a severe bout of it every 18 months - 2 years, and it knocks me for six. Laying in bed with a hot water bottle on my face helps, but not nearly as much as the hardcore antibiotics! Luminous snot, so much of it you wonder how it all fitted in. Smoking and being generally run down/not enough sleep seems to bring it on for me.
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By Andy B
#367270
ladbroke wrote:Smoking and being generally run down/not enough sleep seems to bring it on for me.

Well I'm screwed then.
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By Yudster
#367275
Andy B wrote:Well I'm screwed then.

Oh well done - are you having cake and champagne?
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By Andy B
#367284
Chance would be a fine thing.
By Ezza
#367285
Having to miss lecture because I have a * migrane. :(
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By Bonanzoid
#367417
Our internet not being up for the next 2 weeks. Stupid, inefficient system! I'll have internet for 2 weeks at my flat before I go home, screw paying for that!
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