[MK Chris]

1. Learn to quote properly. You got the opening 'quote' tag spot on, well done; however, you neglected the need for a closing 'quote' tag. This is the same as the opening tag (minus the '="Sunny So Cal"' part) but with a forward slash ('/') after the opening square bracket ('[').
2. Learn to take advice from the Administrator of the site... failure to do so could prove fatal to your membership on the forum.
3. Don't be so up tight. You haven't read the whole story, so you don't know the full background.

Ta.

[Yudster]

Are you a pilot?

He's your flippin' husband Cat, do you not know where your housekeeping money comes from?!

[catherine]

No, he treats me like a prostitute.

[Boboff]

No, he treats me like a prostitute.

What sort of treats do prostitutes like then ? A Bar of Fruit and Nut and copy of take a break ?

[Yudster]

Well if the cap fits........

[Boboff]

Well if the cap fits........

Lie it on it's back, clear it's airways and call for medical help ?

[Sunny So Cal]

This is really just for 0007's benefit:


Like I said sweetie "frankly my dear I don't give a damm"

Learn to quote properly.

And spell properly.

[Yudster]

And your name isn't Frankly.

[S4B]

Are you a pilot?

*Has visions of Chris in pilot's uniform*

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[catherine]

Are you a pilot?

*Has visions of Chris in pilot's uniform*

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Freak.

[Chris]

Damn .. my secret is out.

[S4B]

Hahahahaha! Fantastic!

[Chris]

This is annoying me. The attached sounds like another song that I know, and I can't think what.

It's McFly .. but that's not the one I'm thinking of.

[Andy B]

Mr H - can you give any other information on the song you think it sounds like. I'll have a listen to it in a bit.

Oh and that's a very...liberal uniform you have on. Not so much a uniform more like the top of a traffic cone.

[Andy B]

First listen it sounds a little like She's my man By Scissor Sisters but my instinct tells me it's not that. I get the feeling it's an older song. I also get the feeling that it's not an exact copy like it should maybe have more in it. I also think it could possibly be a theme tune of some sort. I'll give it some more thought and see what I can dig up. As I said before any info you've got on what you think it might be would be helpful. I'll admit my musical knowledge isn't what it used to be. I used to be great at this sort of thing.

[Console]

First listen it sounds a little like She's my man By Scissor Sisters but my instinct tells me it's not that.

Actually, that's exactly what I was just thinking that it was (although I had to Google search the title).

[ladbroke]

McFly-Lies.

[ladbroke]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ntoXcrVwoIQ

Can't do that embedding business too well!

[ladbroke]

ARSE. Just read post properly........... Sorry triple post

[Ezza]

Not being able to do my washing. There are too many people in the queue for the machine apparently.

[tsb]

The so called friend i have.... He's decided that not turning up to my birthday to go see some girl in Paddock wood is the better thing to do! /just because he relly likes this girl!!! MY even so, birthday of a good good good friend, come on people!

[Boboff]

Get over it, a shag, or a beer, he's got sense.

[Zoot]

Annoying me today is the feeling I'm getting stalked.

It's ok Lottie, you aren't being stalked, I've been following you all day and I've seen no-one suspicious.

[Yudster]

Annoying me is having to re-register on ebay, because I can't remember my username and the email address I had when I registered is no longer in use. Its so complicated, username, password - then PayPal username, password - which is different from the Ebay one because they need 8 characters - its no wonder i hate shopping, its so complicated!

[rustybike]

Annoying me today is the feeling I'm getting stalked.

Oh my god. Who's stalking you?