[S4B]

I was forgetting that basic point, thanks Foots.

[MK Chris]

Also, I am going to try and get tickets to see Rich Hall at The Stables in Milton Keynes.

Could they not find him a venue that's free of straw and horse shit?

The Stables. It's a very good venue actually, and they have some great acts (and admittedly some shit acts).

[MK Chris]

Also, I am going to try and get tickets to see Rich Hall at The Stables in Milton Keynes.

OK, dumped that idea... now going to see Russell Howard at the Hammersmith.

Tickets like rocking horse poo, they were.

[Yudster]

I think Russell Howard is very cute. Funny too.

[MK Chris]

My mate Charlotte really wanted to go and see him and her son quite fancies coming too.

Hammersmith was my last resort for reasonably local places... tried Bedford Corn Exchange (sold out) and High Wycombe Swan (single tickets only)... all the others had sold out long ago.

[catherine]

I've got a allotment, now all i need is a 'allotments for dummies' book.

[MK Chris]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Allotment-Handb ... 1843305836

?

(PS. It's 'an' allotment.)

[catherine]

I'll send you a carrot when i grow them.

[Boboff]

This is making me smile

Hi Aidan, date it happened was 4th sept store honiton tesco aisle was the soup one dont no what esle to call it . I want some chicken soup it was on the bottom shelf a women was stacking the shelf i ask her to excuse me twice and she stood aside but carry on moving the tins on the top shelf, i bent down to get my soups she moved soups and they came of the shelf on my head.knocking me senceless 2 tins hit me, a frist aider come to see me in the shop put a lot of ice on my head as it was swelling and it hurt very much. I went to marlpits hospital as i was very dissie and blurd vison The hospital give me pain killers a good check up said i had slight concouion and was not to drive for 24 to 48 hours dose this help let me know if you want more . thank you dear love mum

Verbatim from an email I was copied in on. They say text speak is bad, but it is arguably better tan this. I did not know tinned soup damage effected the writing and spelling cortex !

[Boboff]

*Than, arse

[foot-loose]

Being on holiday for two and a half mother fudging weeks!

I've not had a proper holiday since I left Safeway in 2004!!

Woop diddle diddle woop.


(I also have B*Witched on, this too makes me smile - 'say you will, say you wont, say you'll do what I don't' etc. Mucho respec' to da Gaspode.)

[timp]

I go to uni tomorrow! Bit sad leaving all my mates here though.

[TIAL]

Have a good term, Timp!

[MK Chris]

Alex Bogdanovic is actually playing quite well... at this rate he may win a Davis Cup match!

Bloody hell, I need a lie down.

[MK Chris]

Ha, spoke too soon.

There's no way as a nation we deserve to be in the top 16 in the world anyway.

[TIAL]

Oh my God, making me laugh today is 'Hole in the Wall'. Featuring Andi Peters, no less.

Bring on the wall!

[Yudster]

I watched that - it is either going to become an unmissable part of Saturday nights in a cult-classic kind of way, or is going to quickly become so tedious and dull as to induce a mass slitting of wrists across the nation. Can't decide which yet.

[Zoot]

I watched the first episode of Gavin and Stacey last night, I had never watched it before, but I loved it, it was really well done.

[rustybike]

Spending £60 on 5 DVD's (1 DVD set is a 3 film collection - so technically 7 DVD's) and 2 CD's (1 of them is a 3 disc set) because of some awesome deals is making me smile today - I haven't treated myself on anything for a while what with all the saving.

With all that in mind though; HMV is evil. Bastard shop making me spend.

[pjordan2000]

Ha, spoke too soon.

There's no way as a nation we deserve to be in the top 16 in the world anyway.

He was shocking. His attitude is awful, he can be such a good player Bogdanovich if only he could be bothered! Murray's choking pose made me laugh though after Friday's rubbers

[MK Chris]

No. He's shit. He's a talented player nationally, but internationally, he just doesn't cut it. If we our mens players were any good, he would struggle to get in the top 20; someone that standard should never be a number two. He has the worst record of any Briton who has played Davis Cup (and bear in mind we've been in the Davis Cup since it started... only Britain and America have been) and the worst record of anyone at Wimbledon ever - played in seven Wimbledon's and never won a match.

We need two good players to be in the World Group and we just haven't got them.

[pjordan2000]

I think Jamie Murray is a good player however, he seems solely interested in Doubles which I don't blame him as he is a fantastic doubles player and has a good record (Saturday aside). But with regards to Bogdanovich, some his shots were brilliant but he just doesn't have the interest at all.

[MK Chris]

Bogdanovic - inconsistent and lacks the physical and mental ability to beat anyone of standard. I saw him play some good shots as well, but he needs to keep playing good shots all the way through the match.

Jamie Murray - quite a good doubles player; shit singles player, that's why he concentrates on doubles. He's about England number 7 or 8 I think in singles.

[pjordan2000]

Exactly, he's won a number of Doubles titles (4 i think) but not very good at singles at all.

It is just a matter of whether Bogdanovich wants to be a good player or not. He plays like he's been forced into it!

[MK Chris]

I don't believe he has the talent.

There was a marginal chance he could have beaten Alexander Peya, but only marginal. Peya at his best should hammer Bogdanovic at his best. I would say the reason he perhaps looks like he doesn't want to play is a consequence of his poor history against international opposition.