[MK Chris]

I have been knocked back.

I know it was predicted and I braced myself for it, but it's still a tad annoying.

[Boboff]

* puts on Chumbawumba to encourage Topher in his hour of disappointment"

[MK Chris]

Haha, thanks fella. That made me smile.

[Yudster]

*Dances to Chumbawumba to cheer Topher up*

[S4B]

*Can't think of another way to cheer Topher up so puts the kettle on*

[MK Chris]

I met the former Mrs Topher for a drink and a catch up tonight. I'm very happy that we can get along as friends (this is technically in the wrong thread, but I'm pointing out that it's cheered me up a bit.. but I was fine anyway.)

[Andy B]

Foots - you can get it for the aaaiii phone (Staines massif!) but only the first phase. The full PC version is longer and more detailed and the space phase is HUGE. I'm taking over the Galaxy one star at a time! At this rate it'll take me 30 years to complete!

Lalottie - I'm 30 and unskilled and STILL have no idea what I want to do with my life. Thinking of applying for big brother next year so others can decide me life for me which is easier.

[Munki Bhoy]

*Can't think of another way to cheer Topher up so puts the kettle on*

Ahh, the well known "Eastenders Manoever".

[S4B]

*Can't think of another way to cheer Topher up so puts the kettle on*

Ahh, the well known "Eastenders Manoever".

Is it? I don't watch it

[Munki Bhoy]

*Can't think of another way to cheer Topher up so puts the kettle on*

Ahh, the well known "Eastenders Manoever".

Is it? I don't watch it

Neither do I. I just seem to remember someone once pointing out that everything on Eastenders is solved by putting the kettle on and having a nice cup of tea.

[S4B]

That's cos everything looks much better when you have a nice cup of tea. (when I say everything I am referring to trivial matters that are bugging you not world poverty, death, destruction etc)

[MK Chris]

That's cos everything looks much better when you have a nice cup of tea.

Not everything.

Some things take beer to look better.

[S4B]

Yeah but then they only look better for a while, when you wake up they look worse - especially if you've been drunk texting!

[catherine]

The new people, they look like strange alien type gorms. *goes to get the poking stick* Oh and my darling cat gave me a mouse with its stomach half eaten yesterday, she is so adorable.

[MK Chris]

Yeah but then they only look better for a while, when you wake up they look worse - especially if you've been drunk texting!

Yes, but no amount of tea is going to make them look better.

[Zoot]

'Mates' going behind your back and not telling you because 'it wasn't really our place to say', then finding out EVERYONE knew but me.

[Vivienne]

And what exactly did they know?

[Zoot]

And what exactly did they know?

Well, it's a long story, but I was supposed to be joining a band along with a good mate, but as I hadn't heard anything I presumed it wasn't going ahead, only now I find that they've been rehearsing for the past 4 months and my mate neglected to tell me, even though I see him nearly every week.

[Vivienne]

That is horrible. This should maybe make you question who you have as mates!

[Vivienne]

Looking into copyright issues is annoying me this morning. In fact, I have a slight sore head.

[Vivienne]

Does anyone know what would cause the browser to come up with "Service Unavailable" when I am trying to view a website? Has the Site crashed, or what?

[Console]

I think that 'Service Unavailable' (503) means that either the server's bandwidth or memory are temporarily saturated. Depending on the set-up, it could take minutes or hours to clear up. What site is it?

[MK Chris]

I got an almost respectable five hours of sleep tonight and consequently feel like shite... and it's not even down to drink.

[dimtimjim]

People who come and ask you questions while your eating.....

Look, I have a bowl of soup in front of me, a plate of bread to the left and a can-o-coke (other vegetable extract drinks are available) to the right...... How is it not obvious that i'm on my lunch?!?!?

So, no, I can't look at your drawings, create your new graphics or amend this dept equipment. Shove off. Grrrrrrrr.

[MK Chris]

Maybe you should go out at lunch if you don't wish to be bothered by work matters. I'm not bothered by it in the slightest.