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By DevilsDuck
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charlalottie wrote:Does anyone have an easy way of parallel parking? I keep getting muddled up, which is why I failed my mock test today. That and hitting the kerb at every possible moment. That's what was annoying me today, I was just crying too much to say it at the time.


dbbelme wrote:its nearly reindeer time!


She is driving a car, not a sleigh!
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By Bruvva
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charlalottie wrote:Does anyone have an easy way of parallel parking? I keep getting muddled up, which is why I failed my mock test today. That and hitting the kerb at every possible moment. That's what was annoying me today, I was just crying too much to say it at the time.



Keep driving until you find a big enough space that doesn't require you to parallel park I say. Easier and you get exercise with the short walk back to where you want to be - everyone wins.
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By S4B
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Topher wrote:
S4B wrote:The wet trout, naturally!

She's lying foot-loose, I saw. She smacked you with a dildo. Belonging to her. You believed it was a trout because it smelt of...

Never mind.


Hahaha. You obviously have little experience of dildos there is a distinct difference between the flexibility of a trout and the flexibility of a dildo.
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By DevilsDuck
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It was my impression that Topher had a great exprerience of with a dildo, but we wont talk about that here otherwise ill get told off again!
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By MK Chris
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Exactly. No experience of trouts, that's the problem.
By Ballbag
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charlalottie wrote:Does anyone have an easy way of parallel parking? I keep getting muddled up, which is why I failed my mock test today. That and hitting the kerb at every possible moment. That's what was annoying me today, I was just crying too much to say it at the time.

I'm a black belt in the parallel park......I was in Maidstone last week. I should have come round and given you a lesson or two in my skills........... then I could have shown you how to parallel park.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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By Boboff
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charlalottie wrote:Does anyone have an easy way of parallel parking? I keep getting muddled up, which is why I failed my mock test today. That and hitting the kerb at every possible moment. That's what was annoying me today, I was just crying too much to say it at the time.


Get the near side back corner of your car as close as you can to the off side rear corner of the car in front of the space, make sure your car is straight, get this bit right and the rest is easy. Left hand down on the steering about half and go back half way into the space and half way along it, now swing the front of the car so it just misses the back of the car in front, again this needs to be tight as possible. Once past this bit you will be pretty much parked. To move now make sure you only use half the space to get the direction you need then change the direction to give you the position you require.

Trust me on the Sun Screen though.
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By rustybike
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Not sure whether this is upsetting me, but I didn't want to just create a new thread about it... so I thought I'd plop it in here.

Vivienne wrote:...Yuds. (although she seems to be "gone")


Where IS Yuds???
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By Vivienne
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Look, I'm not being horrid. I just really notice a big difference to my own life when S4B and Yuds are not posting.
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By MK Chris
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Vivienne wrote:Look, I'm not being horrid.

Yes you are.

Yudwuk is on a list of people, who, if all the people on said list left permanently, I wouldn't continue coming here any more. It's not a huge list.
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By rustybike
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Going on the smiley faces; I'm assuming she's just pissing about.I hope so anyways; if not then ditto DD; that is really mean, Viv.
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By Vivienne
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Look, I've said it before, I'm not meaning to be mean - I'm just being honest. Everyone has people they don't take too.
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By MK Chris
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I agree, everyone does have people they don't take to - but I have a feeling you haven't taken to Yudwuk because she tells you when she disagrees with you. And she's female. If she were male, you'd act totally different towards her.
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By Vivienne
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Yes, probably if she were male, I would act differently. Well spotted. :-)

Seriously though, it's not just a matter of that... I find she unnecessarily picks on stuff some days, and comes across in a very forceful manner. Not for me. Plus she forwards PM's, and that's a no-no for me. And I'm discussing this no further.
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By rustybike
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But why do you keep having to make a point of pointing that out? We know you don't like S4! You don't need to keep reminding us of that by making childish, nasty remarks.

For example, Topher made a comment about S4 (I can't remember what it was about - it might have been about a dildo...) and you felt it was then necessary to then make a horrid comment for no reason! Did you think it was really needed? Especially when a) S4 hasn't said anything about you to start with b) She isn't here to defend herself!
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By DevilsDuck
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I dont like Viv anymore

I used to like Viv, but I have to the conclusion she is very vindictive and doesnt seem to understand the reason people get annoyed with her is she thinks she should have a rule for her and another for everyone else
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