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By MK Chris
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Being woken up at some ungodly hour this morning to be called into work to fix something, only being able to have the shortest shower known to man and consequently feeling minging all day, not having time to make lunch and therefore having to spend £3.20 on a * sandwich... and all while ever so slightly hungover.
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By bbb
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A bad headace
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By MK Chris
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Oh, and I lost a £10 bet while pissed, so I had to cough up today.
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By foot-loose
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I'm not a fan of vodka shots - they speed things up too fast.

That said - if thats your game, fair doos, but i'll see your vodka shots and raise you a few trips on the Jager Train.
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By bbb
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Oh drinking contest sounds fun may I join in?
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By MK Chris
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S4B wrote:Never bet while drunk Topher, you always lose.

Yeah, but I didn't mind coughing up because she is my sister's good looking mate.

foot-loose wrote:He challenged me to a drinking contest as well. First one to pass out loses.



Silly boy.

Hmm.. five years ago I'd have stood a decent chance, but I rarely get involved in such shenanigans now.
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By DevilsDuck
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You just want to get him to pass out so you can have you wicked way with him dont you!

I aint judging this contest....not after the last one you won foots *rubs his arse*

Im a sore loser 8O
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By MK Chris
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You've done very well. Keep going, ASBO, then you'll be a bit less of an ASBO kid!
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By Munki Bhoy
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Reversing round a corner - the most pointless manoeuvre they teach you. The last time I had to do it was... on my driving lessons. I didn't even get it on either of my tests (I failed the first one cos some silly woman driver didn't understand what a learner car sitting next to a space with the reverse lights on was supposed to mean)

Good luck anyway Charlottie, hope you get everything you're good at. And if you do stall it, make sure you get moving again by the book. I stalled on my second test and still passed!
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By DevilsDuck
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My girlfriend is too far away! Thats bloody annoying

think I might just walk out of my job and go down to Devon now

but its less than four weeks until I move now so thats slightly less annoying
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