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By Boboff
#349396
catherine wrote:You bastard, i'm sexy so screw you. I'll be one sexy corpse, i know that's your thing so i'll let you know my grave address so you can have your little way with me you dirty bitch.



You've been through puberty so probably no chance of Toph....... stops..... will they understand I am only joking? hmmm?......leaves quietly.
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By MK Chris
#349400
catherine wrote:You bastard, i'm sexy so screw you. I'll be one sexy corpse, i know that's your thing so i'll let you know my grave address so you can have your little way with me you dirty bitch.

Touché young Catherine!

boboff wrote:You've been through puberty so probably no chance of Toph

Haha, well played.
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By Zoot
#349409
Music.
My Bass playing friend came round last night. She wanted to learn a song by a band called 'Stone Sour' called 'Through Glass'. I'd never heard i before so gave it a listen - absolutely awesome. Within half an hour we had the entire track down with her singing too.
Gonna pop out Lunchtime and buy the album.

I don't listen to that much modern music, so I love finding something new like this I really like.

Give them a listen if you haven't heard them.
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By Zoot
#349412
catherine wrote:I know it, it has been out for ages though.


Yea, 2 years. Its still brand new compared to most of the stuff I listen to though.
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By Yudster
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I know Stone Sour, my daughter loves them. I approve.
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By Andy B
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Woo hoo! I made it onto a signature!
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By Andy B
#349448
Woo hoo! I made it onto 2 signatures now!
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By Andy B
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OOOOOOh! Just remember to compliment her as soon as you see her and all first date compliments should be either above the neck or below the knees...you can't go wrong with complimenting a woman's shoes or hair although I'd probably steer clear of shoes for fear of looking gay and hair is a bit too obvious...go for somethig different, compliment her eyelashes!
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By Andy B
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Oh well...as long as all went well and you have no embarasing stories to tell of ineptitude then I'll just say good work fella.
By Ezza
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I've had the most surreal and weird yet fun night ever, which consisted of teachers getting my best friend drunk, finding out about gay people sleeping with women, my head of year cracking a whip, sitting in the rain singing, and being saved from random scary dunk men. It was great! I'm sober as well. :)
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By rustybike
#349485
S4B wrote:I can see you in the park shouting for her now.


That reminds me of a funny story, I once cat-sat for a friend while they were on holiday and I remember having to call their cat in for the night. It was called nookie. I felt like a tit when I had to yell that out in a residential area; especially when some greasy builder shouted back "right 'ere love!"

I'd also watch out for your toes, foots. I hear pups love them. Especially when you're walking!
By Ezza
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Church made me smile this morning. Everyone was really happy, and I taught the Sunday School this morning and the children all made me smile too. I'm in a fairly happy mood now.
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By Andy B
#349643
How about if they'd leaned out the window and wolf whistled? would that have cheered you up?
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