[Vivienne]

they're only good for sex.

[MK Chris]

How condescending. We can multi-task as women.. you lot can't. In fact, you lot are not much use for anything.

Viv, Christ, it was a jokey reply to Charlalottie's "If anyone says its because I'm a woman I will personally come over and rip your balls off" comment.

I was about to say I hate men in general. Now I definitely going to. I hate men. They're useless and pointless and Topher, enjoy your balls, I'm over there now to rip them off. I think its fair to say I'm in a bad mood.

That was a joke. The rest of my post was serious.

[Vivienne]

why do you have to take every post I make so seriously?

[MK Chris]

* Jazz hands *

[MK Chris]

How am I going to keep one in if you rip the other out? It'll fall through the hole that you create when ripping the first one out.

[foot-loose]

* Jazz hands *

hahaha

Thats twice ive laughed out loud to this thread in the last 5 mins!

[DemonHorse]

How am I going to keep one in if you rip the other out? It'll fall through the hole that you create when ripping the first one out.

I'm assuming needle and thread will be involved. Or a bloody big plaster.

[DemonHorse]

I was nearly right... sorta.

[MK Chris]

I never was good at anything fiddly.

[Vivienne]

I can believe that.

[foot-loose]

I never was good at anything fiddly.

that small?

[MK Chris]

Tragically, yes.

[Vivienne]

how small is it?

[DemonHorse]

Hahah this reminds me of conversation with old mates the other night, it went along the lines of;
"Everyone lies about their size, I mean I'm tiny"

[Vivienne]

there's a saying that "it's not how big it is, it's what you can do with it".

[MK Chris]

how small is it?

Hung like a wasp, Viv.

[foot-loose]

Tragically, yes.

Poor lad.

It makes you less of a man, you know.

[Vivienne]

O dear.... poor you, tophs. Is this when it's up or down.

[Yudster]

there's a saying that "it's not how big it is, it's what you can do with it".

Yes, and bless their little cotton socks, they actually believe us when we say it too.

[Vivienne]

It is better if someone is a big bigger, but you can also get too big as well, yuds.. it's a difficult balance.

[MK Chris]

Tragically, yes.

Poor lad.

It makes you less of a man, you know.

Ah well apparently I'm not much of one anyway.

O dear.... poor you, tophs. Is this when it's up or down.

It's never down. Luckily no one notices.

[foot-loose]

true. Look at what you drive!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Who was going to say that?

*looks innocent and points at Gaspode*

*get handbag*



You go girlfriend!

*adjusts thong*

[S4B]

It is better if someone is a big bigger, but you can also get too big as well, yuds.. it's a difficult balance.

No such thing as too big!

[Vivienne]

There is in terms of how painful that can be, S4B. Medium is probably best.