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By Dickie
#260703
Just got this in an email from from my Mum but havn't tried it. Thought it may be worth a go. Would be superb if this works:

Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys? wrote:This may come in handy someday.

Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.

Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on
their end. Your car will unlock.

Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, You can unlock the doors (or the boot).

Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"*
By Ballbag
#260708
In a similar way you can increase the range at which your electronic key fob works by "using your head". The shape and composition of the human acts as an excellent electronic amplifier (don't ask me why, it just does). So you can increase the range at which your fob activates the car's locks by holding your fob to your head as you press it.

Try it later it really works. Lock/unlock your car whilst walking away until it doesn't work (due to being out of range) then hold the fob to your temple, put your head between the car and the fob, and repeatedly press the button, it may take some time but eventually the car will unlock.
It's brlliant.
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By Boboff
#260711
If you buy a pommegranite and hold it in your left hand whilst whistling The Tune from the great Escape, with one sock over your left shoe, Press your key Fob in Tesco car park and all other cars will open, go on try it, really it works
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By Console
#260712
My mum tried to convince me that she got this to work a few weeks back and I spent about 20 minutes explaining the difference between electromagnetic waves and sound waves.
By Ballbag
#260713
I had my mum walking up and down the street once for ages holding her keys to her head, trying to unlock the car, she still didn't believe me when I told her I was winding her up and carried on trying ................ old people are fun.
By funkyseaweed
#260714
If I'd locked my keys in the car, I doubt I'd visit ChrisMoyles.net immediately. This isn't likely to be a problem for me anyway though, as I don't own a car and although my dad does sometimes give me his car keys to get things out of the car, I have never yet locked them inside it.
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By Yudster
#260771
How many pomegranates do I need?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#260809
Is that you offering to buy us all cars?

I will have a Ford Focus (I'm not greedy)
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#260837
Alternatively this will do...

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By Boboff
#260866
nice headlights.............



tits lovely too !
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By DemonHorse
#261708
Can I have a Ferrari? or at a stretch a Bugatti Veyron...
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By Quincy
#261709
aston martin will do me
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By DemonHorse
#261711
the one off Casino Royale?
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By Quincy
#261712
yeah that will do fine thanks
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By DemonHorse
#261713
Quincy wrote:yeah that will do fine thanks


I wonder if it comes with one of the Bond Girls from that movie? 8O 8)
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By Ballbag
#261714
DBS.
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By Quincy
#261715
thats the one balls

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By MK Chris
#261719
Ah you'll be picking that up from my home town then.
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By Yudster
#261727
I want an Alfa Romeo Brera. I want it very much indeed.
By Ballbag
#261729
I've driven that DBS.
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By Adam
#261734
Mr Aled Haydn Jones should take note. Didn't he lock some keys when the show went to germany ?!
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#261823
Topher wrote:Ah you'll be picking that up from my home town then.


Please tell me they don't make Aston Martins in Milton Keynes. Its like finding out The Beatles recorded The White Album in Skem.
By Ballbag
#261829
They're made at Gaydon........ near Warwick....ish.

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