[Ballbag]

Davetricks, you're clearly at school (I deduced this due to the timings of your appearance on this forum), I suggest that you head up to your nearest teacher and demand more education.

[davetricks1]

thats does not ryhme.....

yo yo yo... pop a 40 and check your rollies ... its crime time

[Ballbag]

I am with Bag for Balls, I wish I wish I wish Dave Tricks would leave the forum.

You're not with me, I'm alone in a dark room.......... in the nuddy.

[davetricks1]

good.... is that your wish then

[Boboff]

I am with Bag for Balls, I wish I wish I wish Dave Tricks would leave the forum.

You're not with me, I'm alone in a dark room.......... in the nuddy.

I am over here, with the goat

[davetricks1]

right...wish for 2 goats then

[Ballbag]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!! Your goat is very hairy.................. a male goat I feel.

[davetricks1]

then he will wish for a room full of them

[The Magic Mullet]

I am with Bag for Balls, I wish I wish I wish Dave Tricks would leave the forum.

You're not with me, I'm alone in a dark room.......... in the nuddy.

I have checked my CCTV and I can confirm this to be true.

[davetricks1]

then he might want to wish that he didnt see that

[DemonHorse]

I would wish for you davetricks to improve your diction, and then to go away.

seconded...

I also wish you would stop accusing everyone of spamming your precious crappy threads when you obviously don't know the definition of spamming.

[Ballbag]

Spamming? Isn't that when you slap someone on the fore head? Thus, spamming them? It was in my day anyway, then you give them a wedgie and a chinese burn.

[DemonHorse]

Nah thats Tango-ing them... well it is if your paint yourself orange

[Ballbag]

Tango-ing is two slaps on the side of your target's head, and it was banned at our school because Lucy Fisher impaled her neck with her earing when someone did it to her.

[DemonHorse]

spamming is chucking a tin of processed meat at them...

heres an idea davetricks1, if you want to tell everyone what to do, why not get your own forum.

[The Magic Mullet]

There's always one kid who ruins it for the rest. Kinder Eggs were banned from our school because someone got Goofy's skateboarding helmet stuck up their nose.

They should have been banned on the grounds of being a vile chocolate insult.

[Ballbag]

If you get half a kinder egg (the chocolate part) and carefully balance it on your nose, you're halfway towards a Koala-bear impression.

[The Magic Mullet]

What's the other half? An Aussie accent?

[DemonHorse]

What's the other half? An Aussie accent?

He also paints his arse the appropriate colour

[Ballbag]

What's the other half? An Aussie accent?

Bingo !!!

[kendra k]

I would wish for 8 treadmills so I could re-create the video for 'Here It Goes Again' by OK Go.

i totally support this.

i wish this board read less like unofficial mills.

[The Magic Mullet]

i wish this board read less like unofficial mills.

I was sent here to enforce this.

I've never been on the Mills forum though, but I imagine it to be as irritating as Mark 'Chappers' Chapman.

[Longview01]

I wish Davetricks1 would get a decent education and stop typing in text talk.

[Ballbag]

Oh Flower, how generalistic of you. I went to a proper rough normal school and I turned out well educated, excellent at grammer and prose, with a keen eye for the arts, an acute logical brain, good grades and to top it all, damn sexy.

The tools don't make the craftsman, it's how he uses them - Ballbag 2006.

[Ballbag]

How long ago do you think I was at school Flower?


(we had young teachers too who didn't know balls all about the subjects they were teaching, one was so young she slept with a pupil and got the sack........ mega).