[Boboff]

I am better now, of to the Pub, this is all rubbish, and I feel fed up Silly Cow !


there do you fancy some hariy pie now ?

[Yudster]

No, but then I didn't have an abusive childhood. Or a father that paid for either of my weddings! But I'd reconsider for Demi Moore. I fancy her. She's the only one though.

[Piston bloke]

There were issues surrounding abuse in her childhood as well.

The fact I was a bad tempered, alcoholic, who was depressed, overweight and had no interest in anything, had very little to do with the split.

In the end after her father paid for the Wedding, it worked out that it cost him about £80 a day, for the time we were together, wish I'd taken the cash now !

my first marriage worked out to £45 a day !!!
and yes, Demi is gorgeous.

[Ballbag]

How do you price up a marriage?

[Console]

I would assume that it's the amount the wedding cost divided by the number of days the marriage survived.

[Ballbag]

Oh ok, that old equation. Well in that case mine's cost me £55 a day so far, but it's still early doors, I expect that figure to exponentially decrease to £0........I say it cost me, it's more her to be fair.

[Yudster]

Bearing in mind who she married, I would say its costing her more than money..............

[Boboff]

No, but then I didn't have an abusive childhood. Or a father that paid for either of my weddings! But I'd reconsider for Demi Moore. I fancy her. She's the only one though.

"I may be a bit chunky, but I'd be you're spunky monkey!"

[Piston bloke]

Bearing in mind who she married, I would say its costing her more than money..............

my 1st wife went away corrupted

[Ballbag]

Bearing in mind who she married, I would say its costing her more than money..............

Well if you look at it that way, I'd say she's getting a good deal for her money.

[Yudster]

My first husband went away in a body bag.......!

[Adam]

Lily Allen?

Oh, and hello Hannah.

[Longview01]

I take it all back

This is the worst thread ever

[hannahisgreat]

I am sorry, ME but the only reason ME why this thread is now ME rubbish, is becuase I wasn't on ME here to give you subliminal messages ME of what to talk about. ME. And I am also ME going to start ME calling Fowler Flower... that amuses me... ME...

[Ballbag]

. And I am also ME going to start ME calling Fowler Flower... that amuses me... ME...

I wouldn't do that Hannah.......... it'd encite "the rage" !!!!!

[hannahisgreat]

woooooooooooow! LETS DO IT!

[Boboff]

You Upset the UM lot again then ? Or is school finished ?

[hannahisgreat]

Nop, I've had mocks all week and next week as well, so I'm part time as school so YOU GET TO HAVE ME LIKE ALL NEXT WEEEK AS WELLL! Oh yeh that's another thing I got told off for, using too many capitals... god, I'm so radical...

[Boboff]

Paris, Belin, London, Lima, Canberra, Madrid, Bonn, Moscow.

Iam the same !

[Ballbag]

Bonn?!?!?!?!??! Boboff are you messaging form the 1980's???

[hannahisgreat]

Don't forget Herzegovinia! Actually wait, that's not a capital... oh well, also I am non traditional when it comes to eurovision, I tend to support them and Bosnia...

[Boboff]

her name is Rio and she dances on the sand, ohhh tained love, relax don't do it when you want to, Prince Charming, Prince Charming rediucle is nothing to be, careless whisper of a good friend, Kin Miners, Loadsamoney, filofax,

No why do you ask ?

[hannahisgreat]

oooooooo... the old faxes. I do love them...

[B1ue]

I think Hannah and Boboff share genes

[hannahisgreat]

OH MY GAWD! I'M RELATED TO SANTA?!