[Boboff]

How is the domestic fuel supply around the Uk tonight ?

[Ballbag]

I've recently moved into a new house with 2 (yes 2) wood burning fires, and we tried it out last night. I'm guessing that the previous owners didn't keep the flume swept, because within 30 seconds we were engulfed in smoke.

Are there any 12 year old cok-a-ney chim-a-ney sweeps out there who want to earn 2 bob?

[Ballbag]

There's nothing more satisfying (nor daring) than laying a big log on an open fire.

[B1ue]

LOL...there's proper places for that sort of thing, BagFer!!

[Ballbag]

Eh? What do you mean? The toilet?

[B1ue]

...erm, yes...haven't you got one?

[Ballbag]

Oh yes I have, but since the chimney is blocked, I've got a roaring fire going in it, it makes for a very romantic bath time.

[Boboff]

I have a chain saw and an axe and a log splitter bomb thing you hit with a sledge hammer, and all other sorts of Penis repalcement therapies.


Still log is warm

Bag fer bolicks, B&Q do a dual set of drain rods and chimney cleaner stick for £18, you want a little fire burning hot to dry it out, then brush, the slow and steady to make sure you have a good draw !

[DemonHorse]

[come to think about it we don't have a fire at all at the moment.

soon change that, just gimme a can of petrol and a match...

[Yudster]

I just wish I had a proper fireplace. Radiators suck.

[Dickie]

Just moved into a 250 yr old cottage, central heating is now on (thank god!) and having a woodburner is an added bonus.

[Mafro]

I've recently moved into a new house with 2 (yes 2) wood burning fires, and we tried it out last night. I'm guessing that the previous owners didn't keep the flume swept, because within 30 seconds we were engulfed in smoke.

Are there any 12 year old cok-a-ney chim-a-ney sweeps out there who want to earn 2 bob?

Do you live in the 1800's?

[Ballbag]

Near enough.......... Leeds.

I do have two chim-a-neys that need sweeping though.

[Boboff]

chimney


does it get sworn out ?

Have you noticed there isn't the profanity filter on the topics and poll options ?

I put wank in one the other

[Yudster]

You put wank in there too, and it didn't mind. Maybe you're allowed to "wank" in here....?

[Console]

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[Boboff]

Appreciate that it's not big or clever, but Bag for soot had * blanked out, and i didn't undetstand that the "machine" that puts the stars in would allow w word mentioned above and not *, I comment on it not out of some desire to swear but just at amazement at how the site censors words that's all, it takes very little to interest, and please me you know !

Thanks

[Captain Jack]

I have a fire in both my living rooms and they're both remote controled....the fires not the rooms.

[DemonHorse]

I have a fire in both my living rooms and they're both remote controled....the fires not the rooms.

Only Bill Gates has remote control rooms I think...