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By big-cheez
#254769
remote control badgers
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By Walter Sobchak
#254784
When I was much younger, I was sent into town to find a bubble for a spirit level, and I got one! that shut them up.
It was a vial which can be fitted into a spirit level to replace broken ones, don't know if you can still get them?
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By kendra k
#254859
he should find a park larger than 5000 acres in philadelphia. (yes, that's homework. lame, i know. a dumb joke.)
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By Yudster
#254871
He should find a list of protected species recorded in all the Ancient Woodland (inventory listed) NNRs in Essex and Hertfordshire, and append any related Red Data Book information to support the classification.

Well I had to!
By Ballbag
#254872
Some elbow grease?
A long weight?
Solar powered torch?
Fork handles? (only from a comedy * hard ware store tough)
By Ballbag
#254873
hahahaha it commented out c-0-c-k-n-e-y in my last post.

That must mean it's a bad word, I guess chrismoyles.net is londonphobic.
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By Yudster
#254877
I have a solar powered torch...........!
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By DemonHorse
#254878
how about a chocolate teapot and ice kettle set?
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By Boboff
#254879
A bike for a fish ?
By Ballbag
#254880
A pike bike????

Image
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By Boboff
#254882
Watch them Pikes, they'll camp in your garden and nick your lawn mower !
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By Chongster
#254883
When I worked in Currys years ago, my Manager asked me to go and get some sky hooks, being fresh faced and new, I thought he meant hooks to hang sky tv accessories or something on, so i searched all day. All the while they were all laughing at me because they meant actual Sky Hooks, which obviously, dont exist.
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By B1ue
#255009
...a big packet of fingers to stick in all them holes
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By SAV1OUR
#255166
A bit of cheese wire, or a soap rug.
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By Boboff
#255174
Jan Leemings Bra - Obviously impossible to find !!!!

Eggs over easy !
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By B1ue
#255183
A footie pitch full of spent matches
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By Boboff
#255186
A sootie pitch,

Really a show with puppets where they just squeek, a dog, a panda and a yellow bear

Mazin
By Captain Jack
#255330
A woman who can drive.... haha....only joking....
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By Boboff
#255332
Funny man, welcome, you'll do just fine here !

Watch out for Quincy, you and him will share a few Tag bouts I am sure, cool guy
By Captain Jack
#255335
boboff wrote:Funny man, welcome, you'll do just fine here !

Watch out for Quincy, you and him will share a few Tag bouts I am sure, cool guy


Cheers for the advice.
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By Piston bloke
#255527
Bag for balls wrote:hahahaha it commented out c-0-c-k-n-e-y in my last post.

That must mean it's a bad word, I guess chrismoyles.net is londonphobic.



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