[Adam]

You're in a relationship ?

[Quincy]

happy 50th kendra

[Dimon Trowel]

You're in a relationship ?

and you're not. I can tell.

[Quincy]

hes confused

[MK Chris]

I hate the Feeling's new song because it's exactly how I feel about a certain person at the moment.

Want to talk about it |S| ?

Seriously, don't go there...

On a side note, you seem to have the compulsion to type the shortened version of Sidla's username every other post, does it make you excited?

Online - Complete moron, loud and rude to women, cheesy chat up lines.

Agreed..

Offline - a gent in a long term relationship.

Hmm..

[Dimon Trowel]

I hate the Feeling's new song because it's exactly how I feel about a certain person at the moment.

Want to talk about it |S| ?

Seriously, don't go there...

On a side note, you seem to have the compulsion to type the shortened version of Sidla's username every other post, does it make you excited?

Yes. Alot, esp the ||||||||||||||| parts.

Online - Complete moron, loud and rude to women, cheesy chat up lines.

Agreed..

Thanks luv.

Offline - a gent in a long term relationship.

Hmm..

Hmm indeed...

[Sidders]

How old are you Dimon? And don't lie because it will be obvious.

[Dimon Trowel]

20

[Sidders]

Don't lie, you're 18.

[Dimon Trowel]

Afraid not.

[Sidders]

19 then. There's no way you're 20.

[Dimon Trowel]

Well I am and actualy really don't care about weather you believe me or not. It's not really something I'm going to lose sleep over. Sorry.

[Sidders]

No need to apologise, Rodney.

[Dimon Trowel]

Ta Sid Owen

[Sidders]

My name is not Sid. Nor Owen.

[Dimon Trowel]

I see

[Dimon Trowel]

I see

[Sidders]

No need to post twice.

[Dimon Trowel]

That's weird. I didn't...

[Dr. Nick]

If it's a lady you're after then there is only one way to her heart |S| and you must do this.

Write your own love poems and record them on a tape and give them to your sweetheart.

Close... but may I make a slight alteration?

1. Head to Moss Bros and hire a snazzy suit.
2. Go down the local Merc dealership and get a brand new SLK on a 3-day hire.
3. Fake some paycheques so it looks like you're earning £140,000 a year. 4. Leave paycheques in a briefcase (open) on back seat,
5. Leave her in the car unattended for a few minutes to 'find' the paycheques.... (pretend to be having an important business call or something).
6. Take her for a posh meal somewhere (witchery in Edinburgh, Fat Duck down south etc)..
7. Gauge the mood... If she's a soppy-type, go with the poem plan too!

Guaranteed

[Betti911]

I'm glad you guys live nowhere near me

[kendra k]

i agree betti. no wonder many of you have problems with girls, you've horrible technique.

[Sidders]

I have no technique, that's my trouble.

[MK Chris]

How about the good old-fashioned 'Hi you seem like a really nice person, would you like to go out for a meal at some point?'

[Sidders]

I dunno. It just doesn't seem me. The trouble is I sorta fall really deeply for people before I even contemplate telling them how I feel.