[Jonny Hoare]

Rediscovered when Stevotrash was rogering Baldrick bumfun stylee in an architectual dig just outside Tewkesbury....

Amazing Ho, how sweet the pound
I once had hair, but now I'm bald
Moyles was poo, and Mills was too...
And was Number 1 longer than Gnarles Barkley
I knew Daz Sampson when he had no credibility (whaddya mean he did eurovision, Rhinestone Cowboy seems like a triumph now)
I snogged Ickle and had Uglybob's babies, for which he still owes me maintanence

So to prove I'm down with the kids, and haven't lost that magic touch....

Whats your favourite Tweenie?

[Dimon Trowel]

You haven't missed much then...

[unclejoesmintballs]

wft

[Sidders]

Welcome back Hoare. How long do you plan to stay this time?

[Lew]

Big woop

[Ickle Angel]

Oh ffs if your going to go GO!

[Sidders]

Big woop

Your hair looks gayer every time you return.

[Fathomer]

that hair is awful

[kendra k]

Big woop

Your hair looks gayer every time you return.

hahahaha!! i had that exact same thought!

hoare's gine again, yeah?

[Lew]

the only thing i'm gay for is having a good time!










and sometimes men

[stevotrash Esq.]

Rediscovered when Stevotrash was rogering Baldrick bumfun stylee in an architectual dig just outside Tewkesbury....

Just a reminder, after painstakingly editing a showreel for you, i've still got 18 original audio examples of your your piss poor newsreading ability.

Now it would be a shame if somebody accidently made these available to the people of chrismoyles.net

Jon's baldness is a sympton of a disease he suffers from, it's called premature karma.

[Sidders]

I thought you'd left too?

[Lew]

No-one leaves and no-one will.

[stevotrash Esq.]

yeah, i'm a bit of a billy b*llsh*ter.

[Adam]

[kendra k]

that's all too true.

[stevotrash Esq.]

i hear the board had a bit of grief recently.

[stevotrash Esq.]

Is anyone glad that daz lost eurovision? Anyone who appears on ITV1's The Mint to plug any of there projects should be fisted within an inch of their life by Dr Claw.

[Sidders]

I thought Daz would do well in Eurovision. I had a fiver riding on it.

[Gigglyboots]

Seriously? It was hideous. It was always obvious Finland would win, my friend went to the bookies after I gave him that tip, then won £120 on 12-1 odds.. stupid me should have gone. Could have definitely done with that money.

[fish heads]

I thought Daz would do well in Eurovision. I had a fiver riding on it.

We wouldn't win even if we had the best song in the world due to all the block voting that goes on now.

However I also thought Daz would do well, even though we all know the song is dump, it's the sort of thing that goes down well in Europe

[stevotrash Esq.]

I think Daz could have done better if he ripped his face off in a scooby doo style fashion to reveal someone who had a morsale of talent. (all the kids tv references are out tonight eh)

giggly- why didn't you charge commission? The golden rule of business, so Alan Sugar told me before I was escorted out of his shed.

[Adam]

giggly- why didn't you charge commission? The golden rule of business, so Alan Sugar told me before I was escorted out of his shed.

haha.

I've just been looking at twaddle.org - I love the Alan Sugar Advert at the bottom of the page.

[stevotrash Esq.]

it's the obvious replacement to smash hits.

[MK Chris]

However I also thought Daz would do well, even though we all know the song is dump, it's the sort of thing that goes down well in Europe

It's one of the only competitions that you actually get more credit for coming last.

We shouldn't enter.