[Gloria]

Tired of bacon sandwiches? Then you're tired of life!
But never fear: Moyles the Masterful gave his only six-pack so that you could forever enjoy the splendour of bacon fat dripping down your chin.
In a world of weariness, wariness and weirdness (and in my own case-writer's block) where else can one turn to but the magic of Moylesology.

All donations in small brown envelopes please.

[ahallicks]

Don't know Longman do you?

[juicy-tube]

i used to date longman

[Gloria]

Longman the Great. Known throughout Chrisendom as the great bringer of spam.
If you have dated Longman then you are indeed blessed, for it is said that he carries a behemoth six-pack to show Moylesologists (henceforth known as The Lardies) the horrors of fitness. For what is fitness but merely a stick to beat The Lardies with?

[Gloria]

And lo. Even though the sins and strifes of life dictate that we must close down our radios and work in silence and grim persecution, there is light! For there is Listen Again!
Never again must we worship at the times set by the men of cloth with white necks so that they may take an afternoon snooze. No! We may enter the kingdom of Moylesology at any time.